FRIENDS (Maybe With Benefits)

Chapter 24

We were all seated on Cameron's couch.
Well not all of us.
I was getting food. I was making popcorn for the brothers and the whore.

Then the doorbell went off.

"Nobody move!" I shouted out.
"I'll get my own pizza."

Kyle laughed. But Cameron already knew how I was when it comes to pizza.
I swear he asked me once how I'm not fat already.
All I do is eat, sleep and lounge around like a old person.

I made it to the door.
Saw my pizza and smiled.

"Two large cheese and two extra large cheese with extra cheese." The guy said.
"That'll be $50.50."

I look $100 dollars out of Kyle's pocket and handed it to him.

"Please for bringing my babies in one piece, keep the change."

"Uhm, thanks. Never got a big tip before."

"First time for everything right."

He smiled and tipped his hat then walled away. 

The box was hot. But I really didn't care.
I went in the kitchen and placed the box on the counter top.

I turned around and all eyes were on me.
Why are they here?

"Are you gonna share or not?"

Cameron laughed. Awfully.

"Oh my sweet, sweet, dumb brother, she doesn't share pizza." 

"Aww Cameron. You know me so well."

"Are you serious? She bought 4 pizzas."

"And I'm gonna eat all 4."

Kyle made a face.

"Oh for fucks sake. Here."
I handed Cameron one of the large cheese.
"Share!"

"Aww thanks Elly." Kyle said.

"Bitch." I murmured under my breath.

"Is that cheese?" Whore asked.

"No. I don't know what it is. Cause the delivery guy didn't just say 4 cheese." This girl was getting on my nerves. Are they paying her to be dumb? Cause boy she's good at it.

"Oh, well, I'm allergic to cheese."

"Good. Popcorn is over there. Knock yourself out. And I mean that in a literal sense."

Kyle and Cameron were looking at me. Weirdly.

"What? Do I have something on my face?"

"We know you don't like but be nice."

"I am being nice."

"If that's you being nice. I don't wanna see you be mean." 

                                          *****

We were half way through the movie. And I was half way through my pizzas.
Only one box was left. Extra large with extra cheese.
I reached forward and grabbed the box.
Sat back down beside Kyle.

5 minutes later. The pizza was finish. Okay. Alright. I'm full.

About 20 minutes left in the movie.

"Aagghhhh."

"Elly what's wrong?"

"I'm hungry."

"How? You just ate 3 large pizzas."

"Told you to order 6 but you settled for 4."

"Shut up Cameron."

"Come on Elly. Let's get you a sandwich."

"Just one?"

"Yes. Just one."

"Wow. I've never had just one before."

"Woman! How big is your stomach?"

"It's a bottomless pit."

"I believe you."

Kyle moved around and got different ingredients.
Peanut butter, strawberry jelly, cheese, lettuce, bacon, egg, ham, sausages and pickles.

"Okay Elly, pick your ingredients."

"You shouldn't have done that Kyle." Cameron said from the doorway.

"Okay Kyle, I want the cheese, the lettuce, the bacon, the egg and the ham. Oh and the pickles. Leave the sausage out. And also you forgot the bread."

About 15 minutes later I was enjoying me sandwich. A bacon egg ham and cheese sandwich.

"Did you eat like this in high school Elly?"

"Shyesh." I said with my mouth full.

"Then how are you so slim? Where did all the food go?"

I swallowed what I was chewing and answered Kyle.

"One, I played soccer, so i trained and stuff. So everything I eat today i end up burning it off the next day. "

Kyle only nod his head.

"Okay so I'm going to go take a nap. Enjoy the rest of your movie night."

I got up from the couch and head towards 'my room'.
It feels so weird saying that.

                
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I woke up the next morning to a scream.

"Elly wake up it's after 12!"

It was your average scream. It was high pitched. And it did scare me.
My response to this?
In self defense I elbowed the person.

"Elly what the hell?"

"Don't Elly what the hell me. You scared me bro."

And then he hit me in the head with a pillow.

"Oww! What was that for?"

"For elbowing me."

"Okay that's it."

And I ran after him. But just think how funny it is for a 5ft 1in person running after a 6ft guy.
It's like David and goliath.
Only this would be Davia and goliath.

We were running and laughing and screaming when I finally caught up to him.
I jumped on his back and grabbed his ear.
He screamed, I laughed.
It wasn't painful, he was just being dramatic.

We got to the hall with me on his back when he came to a stop.

"Oh shit." Was the first thing to escape my mouth.

There, across from me sitting in their couch was Alec.
My stupid ex boyfriend who dumped because I was scared to have sex.
Oh how wonderful.

"Hey Khelz."

"Oh no, we are not doing this, Kyle put me the fuck down so I can walk away."