𝐈𝗺𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬 | 𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐚

•WEIRD•

"Eat the grape y/n!"

You made a funny face and ate it, peeling the skin off your teeth and spat it back at him.

The grape skin covered his whole head like a swim cap and he was running around.

"Aliens!"
You laughed at Him before choking on the grape that was the size of a golf ball. You tried coughing it up but the bitch was dying.

Mattia looked at you and screamed before running to you and slamming the shit outta your back, you coughed up the grape but realised that it was a hair ball. You looked at it and touched it before hissing and jumping onto the ceiling fan, meowing like a cat.

"Yes my name is icklepickle-!"
You sang, but got off by mattia's yelling.

"Shut the fuck up bitch! I better be getting that child support for this baby".
Mattia yelled resting his hand on his non existent baby bump.
You scoffed and jumped off the fan, landing on the kitchen counter before singing.

"That is noootttt miinnneeee".
You sang pointing at the invisible bump.

Then both of you stopped and looked at each other.

"You see, this is the exact reason why we don't have any friends mattia".

I...don't know what this is bye

Update:

I just wrote what was on my mind
It's my humor lmaoo