How Endgame Really Happened

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Thanos *with  Fergalicious playing in the background smiling cockily*: if someone can do the fast rap I won't snap my fingers.

The avengers: *confused stares*

Shuri and Peter: *knowing what the fuck is about to go down* HIT IF FERICGY

Tony: *somehow on a spinny rising platform with 6in raise boots and a jacket over his shoulder* :All the time i turn around brothers gather round they was looked and me up and down looking an my,

Peter and Shuri: *both throwing it back  at the same time* Uuhhhhhh

Tony: *continues and fucking works the runway*

Peter and Shuri: *continue being back up singers/dancers*

The avengers: *Confused TM but vibing,*

Thanos :*holds out the goblet as an offering to our sassy god that is Iron-Man/RDJ,*

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^ I'm so sorry I don't know what's wrong with me today

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