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chanmi: YOURE GONNA REGRET THIS

yuna: what are you gonna do? fight my knee?

chanmi: *huffs in tiny*

yeji: what are you reading?

chanmi: a book of things i hate

yeji: ..... thats a lia photo album

chanmi: whoops wrong book *picks up a yeji photo album*

chanmi: do you ever get water-hungry?

chaeryeong: you mean thirsty?

ryujin: shut up i'm water-hungry

[ryumi at the movies]

chanmi: i snuck in some snacks!

ryujin: yeah me too, i brought chi-

chanmi, with ramen noodles in her hand: do you have boiling water?

chanmi: if i were a superhero guess what my name would be!

yeji: ironman? spiderman?

chanmi: yourman!

yeji: .....

chaeryeong, showing chanmi a photo of her first dog: this is molly, you never forget your first

chanmi: ew your first what?

chaeryeong: dog.

chanmi: thats never what people mean when they say that

no one:

chanmi: everyone is at least 50% attracted to me

Yuna: So, I'm going to grab a healthy breakfast.

Chanmi:  Are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll-up?

Yuna: Breakfast burrito, but yeah.

Chanmi : I pity your dentist.

Yuna: Joke's on you. I don't have a dentist.

{chanmi making lia call her relatives saying that chanmi's dead to see their reactions}

chanmi: is she crying?

lia: a little

chanmi, taking the phone from her: you should be wailing you stone-cold bitch!

chanmi, dialling another number: now call my other grandma

doctor: i'm sorry to say but your brother has died

chanmi, crying while renegading: yeet

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