Okay..... unfortunately I couldn't finish this. When it comes to AUs and stuff, they're not my kind of thing..So I have the next best thing! A hermitcaft villain au fanart !
[Ft. The grim reaper, Evil Xisuma, Captain angry eyes, The watcher, and Mumbo from my murder mystery book.]
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We authors hold the wildest of imaginations and the craziest of ideas. But here, in the dark corners of hermittpad, plan to devour the fandom using our powerful weapon... angst.
Join me and together we can cover the fandom in total darkness with the angst we make. Welcome to "Hermitangst", let's band together and spread angst everywhere ! HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[Okay, who wants to join Hermitangst]
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Mind you that this for fun. I actually started an Angst vs Fluff War in I_love_Polar_Bears book, and again I do apologize for that Polar.
So who wants to join my club? XD
-Keichi Akechi