"I don't get it. It's like you've got immunity. Your dad's a Mafia guy or something." Anthony exclaims as we all sit in our dorm after a long days work of being horrible.
"Yup. I'm the Godson."
"Whatever it is, she's cutting you a lot of slack." Pj states.
"We need to up the ante. In fact, we need to focus on her big weakness." Says Anthony.
"Oh, my God. You have to snog Phil." Chris exclaims excitedly.
"Snog? That sounds disgusting. What is that?"
"It's English for make out. - Mrs Lester will go ballistic." Ian states.
"And Felix would have an absolute fit."
"Well, that's a definite bonus."
"And he'll be at the social. Mainly for the girls school that joins us, but still, he has never been a picky lad." Chris smirks.
"Cool." I state, kind of feeling excited.
"Just remember, the point is to get caught." Pj says.
"All right, so, what's the deal with the social?" I say back.
"It's the school dance on Saturday night. Traditionally, it's fancy dress. This year, it's Movie Magic." Ian says making jazz hands.
"But the only ones who bother to dress up are teachers, morons, and Felix." Anthony laughs.
"I say we dress up fancy. Real fancy." I say
"This mission needs to be planned precisely." Pj agrees. "Anthony?"
"Okay. Operation Freedom, part two, step one. Attract Phil. Step one, subsection A, look the part."
"Dude, you're actually making something quite exciting sound like physics homework."
"Basically, we're going into town, and we're going to get some new clothes."
"I want something that says I'm so fancy, but at the same time incredibly great in bed and available." Chris exclaims. "In fact, I'm not that bothered about looking fancy."
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Wild Child (Phan AU)
Fanfiction(Based off the movie Wild Child) (I was so unbelievably bored and this is the result) Dan Howell blew it. Throwing a party would usually go down with a simple grounding or scream-fest, though this time he fucked up big time. "THAT'S IT YOUR GOING TO...
