"Hey Leah!" Leonard practiced.
"What in God's name are you doing?" Sheldon asked from the kitchen.
"I'm practicing for when I call Leah."
"Why do you need practice? You dial the phone then wait for her to pick up." Sheldon explains. "Yeah but,I don't want her to think I'm stupid." Leonard retorted.
"Well,I'm sure she already thinks that If you practice talking on the phone in front of her." Sheldon insulted.
"Yeah,shut up." Leonard dialed the phone.
"Hey Leah."
"Leonard."
"Hey,I heard you were in town."
"Yeah. Point?"
"Uh,do you..do you um have a place to stay?"
"Oh dear god no. We are NOT letting somebody that you have absolutely NO shot with." Sheldon argued.
"Umm,no why?" Leah asked.
"Well,I could let you stay with me and my room mate Sheldon. And don't worry,he's very sanitary."
"Is everything labeled, because, I have a label maker."
"Yes,everything is labeled."
"Okay. Where do you live?"
"You can drive without a passenger?"
"No,um. Yeah no."
"I'll pick you up. Text me the address."
"Okay,thanks."
"This is my apartment." Leonard opened the door.
Leah took out a can of Lysol and sprayed the apartment.
"Leah?" Howard asked.
"And you're still friends with him because....?"
"Yeah,nobody really knows." Leonard responded.
"And Raj." Leah greeted. Raj waved.
"Still can't talk to girls?" Raj shook his head no.
"It's okay,I still can't talk to men in laytex." Leah responded. "What?" Sheldon asked.
"It's a long story involving a very creepy Superman and comic-con that I don't feel like getting into. Anyway,I'm Leah,you are?"
"Dr.Sheldon Cooper."
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The Big Love Theory (A Big Bang Theory Fanfic)
FanfictionWhen Howard's childhood friend and Leonard's Ex from high school gets a job at Cal Tech, Leonard invites her to stay with him. At first Leonard hopes to win back her heart, but when that crashes and burns Leah finds herself fawning over one Dr Sheld...
