*The author drops off another mysterious package at the Café Musain!*
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
This time, Enjolras needs no hesitation, he rips open the box before R can get to it.
Enjolras: YOU WILL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THIS IS.
Courf: Well stop keeping it a secret, who's it from?!
Enjolras: It's from enjolras_marius and you'll NEVER BELIEVE what's in here! (He is quite enjoying his payback at R, who is fuming in the corner.)
R: Anyday now.
Gavroche: Is it a teddy bear?
Enjolras: Better.
Courf: C H O C O L A T E C A K E
Enjolras: Better. Joly, come here.
(Joly gets a sneak peek).
Joly: ASJDFKL;AJWEO;SFJDL;JF IT'S BEAUTIFUL IT'S THE BEST PRESENT EVER
Amis: WHAT IS IT?
R peering in and Enjolras bellowing: IT'S SOAP!
Amis: ...?
Enjolras: To keep clean with. This soap - is the sign we await!
Trumpets: WHOOP! WHOOP! WHOOP!
Enjolras (singing): This soap is a sign to us all-
A sign to you, R, and you, 'Ferre, and especially you, Gav -
This soap is a sign that we should keep clean
And if you don't I will become really mean
R (trying hard not to laugh): PFFFF t h a t ' s n o t a s o n g
Courf: Chief, why'd she give you soap? Lord knows you're cleaner than the rest of us:
(Enjolras looks at the scent label, which reads Kindness)
Enjolras: This is a sign that I need to...
Amis: LIGHTEN UP! HURRAH!!!!
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
YOU ARE READING
Ask The Barricade Boys (and others)!
Fanfiction***ACCEPTING QUESTIONS!!!* "Good morrow, citizen. You can call me Enjolras. I'll be accepting any and all questions you have for any of the Les Amis. (This could probably be the worst idea of my ENTIRE life...) Let's keep it PG, please, for the...
