***ACCEPTING QUESTIONS!!!* "Good morrow, citizen. You can call me Enjolras. I'll be accepting any and all questions you have for any of the Les Amis. (This could probably be the worst idea of my ENTIRE life...) Let's keep it PG, please, for the...
Author's Note: At the end of this part, all of the participants have been mentioned either in parts I or II, however, I am hoping to write a part III to include everyone's truths and dares, and to include more time with those who had cameo appearances in this part!
~Vive La France~
*Discojolras abruptly ends*
Enjolras: AHEM! Yes, anyway, let us continue with our truth or dare marathon! I will ask Charlie a question...
Charlie: LET'S GOOOO! I'm going to go with dare, because why not?!
Enjolras: Do a jig with Grantaire. This is payback for the grape juice, R.
(Charlie and Grantaire perform a magnificently choreographed Irish jig...)
Amis: HUZZAH! BRAVO!!! BRAVO!!!!!
Charlie: Ok Enjolras, you're asking for it. I've been waiting all night for this.
(Charlie grabs Grantaire's bottle and rushes downstairs. Two minutes later he returns.)
Charlie: Ladies and gentlemen, I have poured all of the wine out of this bottle.
(Enjolras claps, and R shouts "HEY!")
Charlie: Nonono wait, I am not done yet...
This bottle has one of two substances inside of it: perfume or whisky. Now Enjolras, please take this bottle, and guess whether it's perfume or whiskey.
Enjolras: .......
Charlie: Confused? Good. Now that I've got everyone's attention, I dare you to drink and swallow this whole bottle and tell us if it is perfume or whisky without smelling it.
Enjolras: If it is whiskey, I am spitting it out.
Charlie: I believe I said S W A L L O W.
Amis: SWALLOW! SWALLOW! SWALLOW!
Enj: OK OK!
(He takes a hesitant swallow...)
It's....water? Is this a joke?
Charlie: Only the finest water, coming straight to you from the horse trough outside the Musain.
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(Enjolras sprints to the bathroom to wash his mouth, bellowing all the way)
