(A/N: I haven't seen any of these so i decided to write one myself. Heavily inspired by Tats top videos.)
You were standing in the doorway, papers in hand. ''Please proceed D-7810.'' You slowly nodded and entered the room. In the room there was a table and two chairs. You sat down in one of the chairs. ''Ohhh, another girl?'' You looked at the the chair opposite of you, trying to figure out where the voice came from. Sitting in the chair was a tall woman with pink hair and eyes. ''Sooo? Aren't you going to question me?'' ''R-right.'' You looked down at your paper and sighed.
-Timeskip-
''Alright, that will do. Please exit the chamber D-7810.'' You nodded and stood up. SCP-2396 pouted. ''Awww already? I was starting to like you!'' You let out an awkward chuckle. ''Well i guess it can't be helped.'' SCP-2396 looked at the doctor. ''Can she interview me again? I like her, she understands me unlike you gals.'' The doctor appeared shocked. ''Uh, we will consider your request.'' Two guards escorted you out of the room and back to your cell. You were sitting on your bed, thinking about what the SCP meant. You fell asleep a little while later.
You were awoken in the middle of the night by someone or something slamming on your door. ''Huh, what the hell is going on?'' You slowly backed away into the corner. The door was ripped out of the frame. In the doorway was a large humanoid entity made out of candy. ''What on earth are you?!'' You yelled. The entity didn't reply but picked you up. ''Hey, what the hell?'' You were violently kicking around, trying to get yourself out of the creature it's grip. You noticed he was bringing you to a containment cell. Standing there was SCP-2396. ''That's enough! Put her down, i'll handle it from here.'' She said cheerfully.
It put you down and you fell to your knees, shaking. ''Oh whats wrong? Did he scare you?'' She asked while she helped you up. ''I-it was slamming on my c-cell door.'' You stuttered. ''Oops sorry! I didn't mean to scare you.'' You found it a little difficult to comprehend her speaking rapidly in a energetic tone. ''What do you mean you didn't mean to scare me? You can command those things?'' She nodded. ''Yep, don't they look all sweet and handsome?'' Truth be told, you thought the thing looked horrifying, but you didn't want to possibly anger and dangerous SCP. ''Y-yeah i agree.'' She clasped her hands together, her smile growing wider. ''But i think you are way sweeter and more beautiful.'' You couldn't help but blush at this. ''Ah, thanks i suppose. But, why did you bring me here?'' She tilted her head. ''You really dunno? Let's escape together, from what i have heard being a D-class isn't pleasant!'' You nodded. ''Whoever told you was correct, how do you plan on escaping. Also, where are the foundation staff?'' You could tell she was getting a little impatient. ''I heard they were waiting for a group of people, i dunno who but the fact that they put all their trust in them sure is worrying!'' You simply nodded. ''Sooo let's get moving then!''
You two were walking through the halls, the large candy monster following closely behind. The silence was interrupted by weapons being fired. ''The hell!'' You turned around to see a squad of guards standing behind you. SCP-2396 yelled for the creature to protect you both. The guards stopped firing and were talking to each other, seemingly confused. Someone grabbed a flamethrower and melted the candy monster. ''SCP-2396-B instance has been terminated.'' She said as the other guards approached you both.
After the breach the cameras were checked and on SCP-2396's request you were removed from D-class statues and applied to research with SCP-2396. You were somewhat oblivious to the flirting to the annoyance of her.
(656 words. Enjoy this horrible oneshot)
