(requested by: Not_A_Sinner)
You raised your eyebrow. You had no idea what you're looking at. You knew you were on Keter duty, but this SCP was weird. "Well, at the very least it's not SCP-035 or 106," you muttered. In a few hours you were supposed to conduct another interview. Looking though SCP-1233 it's file, you couldn't help but chuckle a little. "A more comedic one? Great." A knock on the door snapped you out of your thoughts. "[L/n], it's time." Doctor Grey stood in the doorway, an unhappy expression on her face like always. "Oh, of course!" You jumped up from your seat. You followed to senior researcher through the facility. She lead you to an interrogation room. There, in all it's glory. Sat someone in a space-suit. Grey gave you an apologetic look before quickly walking out of the room. You stood there, puzzled. "I uh-" The entity stood up all of the suddenly, scaring you a little. "Hello there! Beautiful lady." It then leaned forward and reached out for your hand. Before you could react, it grabbed it and shook it a little too hard. You laughed nervously, not sure how to act. The anomaly sat back down.
You took a seat across from what you assumed was a man, judging by the voice. "I, the moon champion! Really glad to see the princess of the earth on this fine day!" It proudly declared. "I- what. Oh, yeah for sure." You decided it was best to play along with it's weird delusions. The anomaly ranted on for a couple of hours. You pretended to be impressed, somewhat amused by the entity. You shot doctor Grey a confused look. In all these hours you didn't get a single question out. "Eh, mister moon champion, do you mind if i ask you a question?" You asked. "But of course my dear princess! What could this question be?" It sounded excited, for some reason. You sighed, then began with the questions. It answered every single one of them to the best it's ability. "Thank you, that will be it for now." You stood up and got ready to leave. But as soon as you reached the door you heard doctor Grey yell, and two arms wrapped around your waist. The SCP pulled you against it. "Leaving so soon? No no, you asked me questions, but i have some for you." It lifted you off the ground and roughly placed you back in your chair.
You coughed lightly, glancing at the doctor. You knew this was a Keter, and that this wasn't safe. But doctor Grey motioned for you to play along. "You look nervous, is that white coat scaring you? I shall defend you!" It got ready to punch through the glass, until you stepped in between. "No!" You shouted, causing the entity to freeze up. "Oh i apologize, i the moon champion am very ashamed." It dropped to his knees. You couldn't help but giggle. "It's alright." It stood back up and walked towards the wall. "It has been a great pleasure seeing a beauty like you! I'll be sure to come back." You watched in horror as the SCP walked through the wall, then blasted through the ceiling.
"Come back?"
