Chapter 8: Brazil

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Keanu Tumblereeves

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You walk into the conference room to meet with Walter, who has asked for your audience for something... important, as he said.

Y/n: So, what did you want to talk about Walter?

Walter: Simple. Did you know you have vacation days?

Y/n: I have vacation days?! You mean I can go anywhere and NOT get yelled at by Peach?!

Walter: Precisely. Wherever you wish. Except Brazil. Princess Peach made it absolutely clear for you to NEVER visit Brazil.

Y/n: ...

Walter: ...

Y/n: Taking the girls, Desti and the Frenchman.

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Tari stares out the window of the private jet you "borrowed" as it flew over the land.

Tari: Wow... it's so beautiful.

Meggy: I'm just glad that Y/n was finally able to take a vacation.

Saiko: Yeah, you really needed one.

You and Saiko clink your glasses of wine together and take a sip.

Bernedotte: Well, our question is...

Desti: Just where are we going?

Y/n: Shh... you will find out soon enough.

A few hours pass and Tari's eyes widen as the jet flew over the statue of Jesus. Looking out the window, you see said statue.

Y/n: Jesus wants a hug!

As the jet lands, you and the others grab your bags and head towards the hotel.

Receptionist: Ah, welcome. Would you like to check in?

Tari: Yes please!

He bows and goes to get you checked in and get the keys.

Receptionist: Here you go, keys to our two person rooms.

Y/n: Haha, no. I want the penthouse.

Receptionist: Oh, I'm sorry. Chevy Chase is currently living in the penthouse.

Y/n: I said, you want to give me the penthouse.

You stare into his eyes and they turn a dull red.

Receptionist: I... want to give you the penthouse.

Y/n: And you want to kick out Chevy Chase cause he's an asshole.

Receptionist: And I want to kick out Chevy Chase cause he's an asshole.

The girls are struggling to contain their giggles while Bernedotte stands there confused.

Y/n: See this Frenchy? I can make him say and do whatever I want. Watch. White Chicks was amazing.

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