Reincarnated As My Vampire Goddess [Stopped Writing]

18 - No Longer A Cute Puppy

Suddenly a small image flashed infront of my eyes.

Requesting Familial Connection...

Pending Answer...

Connecting...

Sharing Power...

Error

Applying Divine Power...

Successful Connection.

Well, that was rather unexpected, mainly because I didn't... Expect it...

Cute Puppy Is Evolving...

Cute Puppy Has Evolved Into A Normal Dire Wolf!

Look how they massacred my boy! I think, let me check...

Yep it's a boy... We don't ever talk about this...

And also divine power is that like my Jesus levels or something?

Also do dire wolves normally be dark red? Because mine is.. That's not normal is it...

Hey, Alexa!

Now I wish I kept that AI...

I could probably get a better one though! Maybe one that sounded like GLaDOS, or maybe C3-P0, no he'll just annoy me...

I would say R2 but I sadly didn't study beep language in school...

I don't know why but now I just wished I could listen to music... I really want for dramatic music to start playing while I was fighting! That would be so cool!

I could have my own theme tune!

Author get on it!

No

Did I just hear God? Wait I'm God! I just got this premonition that half of this chapter is going to be me talking to myself for filler...

Anyway back to the funky wolf.

Inhaling I reopened my eyes to the sight of a dark red wolf standing as tall as me.

Woof!

So cute!

Wrapping my hands around the wolf's soft fur I heard it let out a small Yelp.

I can die happy now...

'Stop being a weirdo and actually talk!'

Oh yeah, uhm

*cough*

"Anyway, I'm back awake yay!"

"Did you like our gift Master?" Jia asked with hopeful eyes.

Yes, yes I really did, you are so getting the nicest blood I can find! Wait does blood have a taste? Now that I think about it humans taste like if water was filled with sugar, the succubus tasted like cotton candy...

What flavour would a God be? Milkshake? Could be nice...

I unconsciously licked my lips before getting back to whatever I was doing.

"Oh, uhm yes! I loved it and will treasure him for life by using him yo hunt," I patted her head.

Hey eyes now filled with confidence and joy she closed them before inhaling and walking behind a wall.

Suddenly a large earthquake like shake shook the whole room as I heard a small scream of joy before Jia turned around the corner dusting of her now bleeding fist, vampire blood...

Flicking my head I returned to normal thinking, wait what the hell did she do!

And, oh God my head really hurts! I feel like someone implanted a grenade inside my head before launching a rocket launcher at it! Other than I don't know how that feels and-  Oh it's gone now.