Extraterrestrials Book 1

Chapter 25

+ Arya pov

"Smithsonian Air and Space Museum. Land of dreams in there. All I ever wanted to be was an astronaut." Seymour says staring at the museum with sad eyes and not even five seconds later he was ripping off his pants showing his speedo

"Oh my god, Bee cover your eyes," I call covering my eyes in horror

"Hold those" Seymour says handing his pants to Sam who looks incredulously at him

"What is that?" Sam asked

'Why are you looking?'

When Seymour turns around the speedo has S-7 stitched into it.

'Of course, it does, why wouldn't it?' I think sarcastically still trying to shield my eyes from this none PG act

"What? I wear them when I'm in a funk. So does Giambi, Jeter. It's a baseball thing, okay." Seymour says and out of the corner of my eye I saw Leo shaking his head, even Leo was shaking his head at this

"Watches synchronized, sharp mind, an empty bladder. You get caught, demand an attorney, and don't ever say my name. Okay, take one of these pills. Slip it under your tongue." Seymour says

"Why?" I ask taking the pill

"It's a high concentrate polymer they put in Oreo cookies. Tricks the polygraph every time." Seymour answers

"Seems legit... Sam, you first." I say smiling an innocent smile and watch as Sam put it in his mouth and since he didn't die I did as well

"Okay, now, let's get this show on the road," Seymour says taking out a tazer

"Woah, no, listen, I can't do this," Leo says

"Seriously, you're going to do this again?" I say in annoyance "I'm not some alien bounty hunter, guys. I'm not gonna do this. Guards have guns. I don't want to die."

"Kid, kid, kid" Seymour says pushing Leo with his chest in Bee's side " You compromise this mission, you are dead to me. NOw look into my eyes and tighten up that sphincter."

"Well that was awkward I'll see you guys inside, come on buddy," I say walking inside the museum with my little Decepticon driving next to me

I was pretending to look at all the exhibits in the museum. I was wearing a hat that I stole at the gift shop to cover my face from the camera's or people, I mean we are still fugitives, when it was closing time for the museum I hid in one of the jets and had the Decepticon on my lap and waited for Leo to give the go.

When I got out of the jet seeing as Sam and Mikaela did I see Seymour dragging Leo by his leg to us. Yeah, turns out the dipshit tazed himself in the nuts of all places. Now, I'm not a boy but I know that shit hurts.

"You are an amateur, man, a rank amateur." I hear Seymour says as he drags Leo's jolting body

"I don't think he's ever going to have kids now... If he ever was." I mumble to Sam who chuckles slightly and turns to my little Decepticons buddy.

"We just downed five guards, five guards." Seymour calls "Get your stuff and get out of here."

"Give me a second here," Sam says grabbing the cube sliver

"Ok come on buddy lead us to him," I say to the Decepticon

"Look, follow him. Follow him. He knows where he's going." I say to Sam and pointing to the Decepticon who was swiftly weaving through the planes

"He knows something," I say as we run after him and we stop at an old jet, a blackbird to be precise

"You got what I got?" Seymour calls