I Got Breastfed Again

010 Revenge

"Anuchi..." I called Anu.

In my previous life, that was the name I used to call her. It was the combined form of Anu and chechi.[1] I started calling her that in this life as well.

"What?"

"Do you know how boys pee?" I asked.

"Huh... No."

"They do it while standing."

"Why?"

"Because we have the pipe and we think we can do it while standing and girls can't." I slowly started injecting ideas into her wonderful mind.

She already knew that the boys have a 'pipe'. She had many questions about the 'pipe' and asked it to mom. Mom struggling to explain how boys are different from girls was really fun to watch.

Her mind is a wonderful thing. All you have to do is slightly mention the idea. As long as it is a recipe for disaster, she would figure out the rest by herself.

Anu fell into deep thought. Seeing that look, I was sure that she took the bait.

"Why don't girls pee while standing?" Anu asked.

"Because girls are not as good as boys," I added a bit more oil to the fire.

She didn't reply. Her immature face looked determined. She was determined to prove that girls were as good as boys at peeing.

Hours passed.

I patiently waited for the bad news.

But nothing happened. Even after hours, the news I was waiting for didn't arrive.

Every time Anu wanted to go to the toilet, mom accompanied her. Also, our toilet was a European style toilet. So she didn't get a chance to try it.

Today was the wedding anniversary of a friend of our dad. It wasn't a big party. They invited only close relatives and friends. We were also invited.

We all went there in the evening.

It was a very happy evening. There were lots of kids running around and ladies chit-chatting. The men were also forming multiple small groups with the aim of sneaking a bit of alcohol without getting caught by their wives.

I was with mom. But not in her hands. On a bed. I was not the only baby on the bed. There were two more. Both the kids were crying at a high pitch. Anu was running around and playing with other kids. It was a happy evening.

Soon, mom decided to hand me over to dad.

There were two reasons for it.

First, mom will be free after handing me over to dad. Secondly, my presence will prevent dad from drinking. Dad stopped drinking a while ago. But mom was still worried and decided to be safe.

I happily stayed in dad's arms. I was the centre of attention of all his friends. They were all jealous. None of them spared any effort in complaining about what trouble their kids are. Their kids would cry for no reason and ruin their nights of sleep. Compared to those kids, I was a saint.

About five minutes later, Anu came to us. She caught dad's shirt and started pulling him.

"What?" Dad asked.

Anu didn't reply and she continued pulling him, trying to bring him away.

Dad realized that something was amiss. He quickly bid byes to his friends and we went with Anu.

Once we were away from the crowd, dad half kneeled so that their height can be matched.

I looked at Anu. She was slightly pouting. Her jaw was slightly shivering and her hands were restless. These were the usual signs before she cried.

"Don't cry. Tell dad what happened. Dad will handle it." Dad assured Anu.

"..." She said something in very low volume.

"What?" Dad patiently asked again.

"I pee-ed on pants." She replied with tears in her eyes.

I suddenly realized what had happened.

"How?" Dad asked.

"I... was trying to pee ... while standing like boys." Anu somehow managed to tell the truth.

Dad almost laughed. He suppressed it forcefully.

Anu wanted to pee. A friend of mom took her to the toilet. But she wasn't that familiar with handling kids and decided to just stand outside. Anu found it a good opportunity and she tried peeing while standing.

She was wearing jeans and a top. She instantly got her jeans covered in pee.

Once she messed up, she silently left the crime scene and came running to dad.

"Come." He took her to the car.

Dad put me in the backseat. He opened the glove compartment and there was a towel. He smelled it multiple times to make sure that it was fine. I knew this towel. Dad had the habit of keeping a towel to wipe the windshield when fog disturbs the view. Since it was in the glove compartment, it should have been washed recently.

Dad tied the towel around her waist and took off her clothes. He then carefully stuffed it into a plastic cover and kept it aside. In between, he also texted mom. Once it was done, we all sat in the back seat of the car.

I started crying and dad put me on his lap. Don't judge me. I am a baby and I have to right to be on his lap.

Anu also climbed onto his lap.

I looked at her. She was wearing a blue top and a towel. She looked sad and disappointed.

"Am I a bad daughter?" She asked out of nowhere.

"Yes," Dad replied without even thinking.

"..."

 Anu was suddenly sad.

I was a bit shocked by the insensitive reply from dad.

"I am a bad dad too." He added while smiling.

Anu suddenly became happy and hugged him tightly.

The sound of music continued from the house. We three sat in the car and listened to it silently. If Anu were inside the party, she would be dancing without a worry in the world. Dad would have been cracking 'dad jokes' with other dads.

I felt even more guilty for ruining the happy evening.

After five minutes mom returned.

Dad explained the situation to her.

"Why did you do that?" Mom asked while smiling.

Anu just snuggled in dad's lap and didn't reply. Even after messing up completely, she didn't tell anyone about our secret. That made me feel even more guilty.

I looked at dad. There was a small smile on his face.

I realized that today evening became another happy memory for him.

Maybe I didn't ruin the evening for everyone.

"When I grow up, I will make pipes for all the girls who want to stand up and pee," Anu announced resolutely.

"..." For a moment, the car was silent.

"Hahahaha...." Then mom and dad exploded into a burst of laughter. Even I laughed till I almost pooped.

"I am serious. DON'T LAUGH." Anu got angry.

We laughed even more.

Maybe it wasn't that bad after all.

Anyway, I got my revenge.

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[1]: Chechi: Elder sister.

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