Peter Gets Asked Out

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Mr. Old
Peter what'd Flash say?

Peter
:0

TechKid
what?

Peter
He typed two parragraphs, i didn't think it was possible!

BigGreen
Mr. Old you weren't kidding about the straight A's were you?

PrankKing
How much of a nerd is this kid?

Mr. Old
you guys let Peter talk!

Peter
I just finished reading it!

RedHeadWidow
And??

TechKid
I ALREADY HAVE A SHIP NAME!

Peter
i- i haven't even told yoh what he said..

Mr. Old
I've already read it.

Peter
STALKER!

Mr. Old
just because i care about you kid.

Peter
is that what you say to all the people you internet stalk?

Mr. Old
nope just you Pete.

Peter
creep much?

RedHeadWidow
Kid you're getting off topic, What'd Flash say?!

Peter
Right sorry- He asked me out :)

Speedy
damnnn kid got game!

Mr. USA
Pietro, no swearing in front of the kids.

Racoon
fuck it, kid what'd you respond with?

Mr. USA
YOU GUYS NEED TO WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE

Mr. Old
How am i your friend again?

PrankKing
T'challa just so you know im coming to Wakanda next week.

Peter
Wait who's T'Challa and you're going to WAKANDA?!

Mr. Old
business trip kid!

Peter
Wait... isn't the prince's name T'challa?

Mr. Old
T'challa is doing a business deal with our company.

Peter
ooohhh okay

RedHeadWidow
can we get back to Flash asking Peter out?

Peter
How nosy are you???

Mr. USA
Before she found out i was gay she was setting me up with a different woman all the time!

RedHeadWidow
I'm still mad about that! you let me waste my time on finding you woman instead of a good man!

Mr. Old
yeah well good luck finding one better than me.

RedHeadWidow
Oh Tony, that's easy i just gotta find someone who's not ego filled and stupid.

Peter
Someone get Mr. Old some ice for that burnn!!

TechKid
LMAO!

BlackKitty
Now that was a good one.

Mr. Old
Kid i feel betrayed.

Peter
Not my fault your freinds are amazing :)

Mr. Old
ouch.

PrankKing
i leave my phone for five seconds and i miss all this?

Lightning
you were trading with the ice giants again brother i know becuase i had to fight you!

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