Comebacks
"NOBODY ASKED"
Joker:"If no one asked, why were you listening?"
(Ding)
"I DIDN'T ASK FOR A CUP OF YOUR OPINION!"
Joker:"You should feel honored to know I poured one for you anyways."
(Ding)
"If I was your friend I'd stab you in the back"
Joker:"If I was your friend, I'll gladly stab myself."
(Ding)
"You are an idiot"
Joker:"I know, but this idiot can still kick your ass."
(Ding)
"Fuck you."
Joker:"Everyone wants to fuck me. I know."
(Ding)
"Your momma never loved you!"
Joker:"Yours should've swallowed you!"
(DING DING DING)
"I'd poison your drink if I was ever with you."
Joker:"I'd gladly drink it if I was with you."
*If someone stares at him for a long time*
Joker:"Less looking, more shooting."
(Ding)
Joker:"Y'know I am not enjoying you staring at me as much as I thought I would."
(Ding)
Joker:"If you want some ammo just ask."
(Casual)
Random battle chatter when idle
"I want some noodles..."
"Ugh..."
"I may as well jack off."
"Okay, are you AFK?"
"Someone's ass is going to get kicked."
*Out of ammo*
"This bitch empty, YEET" (Throws mag, -1 damage if it hits someone)
"I'm dry! YEET!" (Throws mag, stuns if hits someone on head)
"YEEEEET" (Throws another mag at you)
When on a higher area
"IT'S OVER (O/N) I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!"
"AHA! MY GEOGRAPHY DEEMS ME SUPERIOR!"
"How's the weather down there?"
My personal favorite quote
"Being like me is like riding a bike, except the road was on fire, the bike was on fire, and you're on fire... Because everything is hell."
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UnPredictable: An OC x R6S story
אקשןJoker or Jang Hyun Un, or by his English name "John" is a Formerly Disavowed Delta Operator reinstated by Rainbow Six. However, this operator is Unpredictable, going as far as to committing war crimes of executing surrendered soldiers. His codename...
