he's the leader | taegi

college

“wake up, kid.” i poured water over his face.

he choked as it went up his nose, “don’t do that!!” wiping it from his eyes, taehyung sat up frowning at me.

“i’m sorry you wouldn’t wake up. i actually gave you a lie-in so you better get out of bed right this instant and be ready within the next twenty minutes.” i walked out the room but as i passed the bed, i dragged the sheets off and onto the floor to prompt him to get up.
as i came downstairs, i announced, “he’ll be ready in twenty.”

“good.”

everyone was here as we had to go to work and jungkook and taehyung would go to college.

“so.. let me tell you, hyung-“ jungkook started.

“i’m already bored.” namjoon answered with a straight face.

“anyway! jin-hyung stole my phone and made me a tinder - he swiped right on guys only!”

“okay, now i’m intrigued-“

hoseok cut him off, “what did they look like?!”

“be quiet - i need more information...” namjoon smiled, crossing his legs.

“listen, listen...” i calmed them, “it can’t be that bad.”

“exactly!” hoseok added, “i bet you like having so much attention!”

“yea, but now i’ve got a load of dick pics being sent to me!”

“hell yeah!”

“hoseok, shut up.”

“but what did the dicks look like?” hobi asked.

“well, they were bigger than yours.”

jimin butted in, “i would like to formally disagree with that statement.”

“that’s besides the point.”

“well... you’re just jealous that i get all the dick-“

“hyungiee~” taehyung skipped down the stairs in one of my hoodies and black, ripped jeans.

“haven’t i told you to not wear my clothes?” i raised both my eyebrows.

“i can change-“

“it doesn’t matter... go with jeongguk and follow my rules, hm?”

“okay~”

“you set him rules?” namjoon asked.

“we’re not gonna talk about that.”

-taehyungpov-

“where are we going?” i wondered, asking jungkook.

“just come with me.”

“alrightyy~”

•••

“taehyung kim, would you introduce yourself?” the teacher asked.