A Little Ghost Help

~15~

Warning: Remus

Roman's pov
I slid onto my knees, dodging another vicious attack. I felt the flames lick my arm as I thrust my sword into the dragon witch's leg. She cried out in agony. I quickly retreated to my feet, but not fast enough. She pounced, her big claws resting on my tunic. This is it. I'm done for.

She opened her mouth and I clenched my eyes shut. Not wanting to watch as I get turned into a chicken tender.

Instead of fire however, came demonic screeching.

"SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

I jumped out of bed, banging my head against my brother's bed frame.

"What in the name of- REMUS!!" I pressed down on my head, where a huge goose egg was probably forming on my beautiful skull. I looked up to see my revolting twin hanging his head down from his bunk. 

"The sharer of the womb has been awakened!" He croaked as he broke down in a fit of laughter, causing him to fall off his bed. I rolled my eyes.

I stepped over my still laughing brother and made my way over to our closet. I rushed over to the bathroom, and before Remus could make it, I slammed the door in his face. He knocked on the door as I quickly changed into a pair of dashing red skinny jeans and threw a white shirt on with a huge DISNEY written on its front in letters that represent all the main characters. Such as Mickey, Minnie, Goofy, Donald D-u-c-k. Not the other… I can't even think it. It would be an insult to every gay part of my being.

After getting changed and combing my hair, I get out my makeup. A prince has got to slay. I was almost done when I heard Remus yell through the door. "Don't make me use my morningstar!" Crap. I opened the door, barely missing the weapon myself. "Aww man. I was hoping to bash your head in!"

"Well, I'm so sorry to disappoint." He rolled his eyes as he marched in, getting out his disney villain makeup palette and putting on purple eyeshadow. I admire how he's brave enough to go to school with that bold of a makeup look. Sure, I've done it once or twice, but he does it every day. Like, dang trash goblin queen!

I quickly dash some hidden sparkles onto my eyelids before rushing out the door, leaving Remus to finish his face. I rush downstairs and pop a bagel in the toaster. When it pops out, I yell out to Remus. "Come on, duke of porn! We're going to be late!" I heard footsteps echo down the stairs as my brother appeared in a pair of black basketball shorts and a deep green crop top with a black sword on the back. I rolled my eyes, "Remus, you know crop tops aren't allowed at school!" He let out an exasperated sigh and I scoffed. And he calls me dramatic. 

"I've worn crop tops to school multiple times and haven't gotten caught yet. It's the girls they enforce dress code on anyway. As long as I'm wearing clothes, they don't care." Huh I never really thought about that. It explains so much. Like, when Cassie had her bra strap showing and was yelled at in front of the class, even though Remy was wearing very short shorts and no one spared him a glance.

We quickly finished getting ready and dashed over to the car. "My turn to drive!" Remus screeched. He rushed into the driver's seat. Well, this is the day I shall die. I opened the back door, not daring to sit in the front seat. He snickered as I buckled up. "I hope you're ready!" He shouted as he slammed his foot onto the gas.

We screeched to a halt and I swear, I have never gotten out of a car so fast. I was thoroughly terrified. Especially after Remus barely missed that first pedestrian. Remus cackled at my hasty retreat as I checked the time on my phone. Five minutes until the bell rings. I leave Remus to whatever he does at this time, because honestly, he could do literally anything right now and I have no idea, and dash to the school. This weekend was soooooo long! I mean, no school is a plus, but I couldn't see any of my friends and was stuck with the trash goblin.