It 'twas Christmas Eve, and was well,
Nothing was stirring deep down in hell.
In the house where the Augustus family did reside,
Houses one young Y/N as he spied.
A pair of Fallen Angels had wandered around,
Lost in the underworld was what they had found.
Looking around for a way out was their goal,
Until Y/N's house was spotted and there they did toll.
They summoned a pair of crowbars to break into the manor,
But they didn't realize that you were a planner.
With the manor to yourself you already prepared,
With traps and toys galore would surely leave them scared.
The family was away, attending an underworld gala,
And your sister was staying the night at a friends hallah.
With the house at stake you would not give an inch,
As these two burglars would some be in a real pinch.
So two fallen were preparing to invade the Augustus Family Manor. All of the family was at a party, and your sister was at a friends page, but you really did not want to be at either so you feigned sick and stayed home. You were all alone as all of the servants were given time off to be with their family and friends. So you laid in bed relaxing on Christmas Eve, when you noticed two burglars attempting to break into your home. They sensed your presence as you had not learned to hide it, but they weren't exactly sure where?
Marvoleous (Marv): So how do you wanna do this?
Harimus (Harry): We'll go through the back door. Maybe it's unlocked or whoever is in there will let us in.
Marv: Yeah, it's a devil and devils are stupid.
Harry: Remember no powers. No light. And no wings. Can risk anyone sensing that stuff.
They went around to the back of the manor.
Young (Y/N): This is it. Don't get scared now.
They knocked on the door
Harry: Merry Christmas little fella. We know that you're in there and that you're all alone.
Marv: Yeah come on kid open up. It's Santy Claus. And his elf.
Harry: We're not gonna to hurt you.
Marv: No no. Got some nice presents for you.
Harry: Be a good little boy now and open the door.
As soon as he said that you had opened the doggy door and sent a mini lightning bolt right to his crotch.
Harry: OOOOOOOOOH SHOOTJABAITCHO
He hopped while holding his crotch and got on his knees.
Harry: JABAJO!
Marv: What?
Harry: Gigibojowaja
Marv: What?
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The Lightning King (Highschool DxD)
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