*in a castle*
Romano; it's the Royal Toliet Paper
America; oh that's reassuring. Where are you dude?
Romano; uh where did you go bastard? I'm going to go and find a dungeon no, we are to high above ground to find one. America where is Italy's location?!
America; uh
Romano; idiot, did you toss him out a window or something?
America; no I tossed him down the stairs
Romano; well tossing Italy down the stairs that's perfectly polite asshole
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*earlier*
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Romano; wait what are we doing? Italy is supposed to be showing us around this place!
Italy; right, in this door please! *run into door as it closes*
America; XD
Romano; you just slammed your head right at it fratello.
*door opens*
Italy; let's try that again *walks into room*
America; *grabs Italy and drags him down the stairs before running back up*
Romano; okay bastard. Let's keep going.
America; dude you're cute
Romano; what?
America; nothing
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*present time in the library*
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Romano; hey I found a chair!
America; a chair!
Romano; I need you to come here and enjoy this chair. I need you to sit your butt right down so come here.
America; but I have to find Italy.
Romano; you tossed him out a window and now you fucking worried about him?
America; it wasn't a window it was stairs and I thought we where going downstairs so technically I walked down the stairs, dragged him down, and left him there since I thought we where going downstairs man!
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*finds some stairs*
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Italy; *dead*
Romano; oh I found him and just as I feared his nose has been swallowed we need to get it out bastard.
Italy: no I'm alive
America; *starts flailing around*
Romano; shit
*Spongebob; later*
Romano; hold him still, this is for science! *shoots Italy in the mouth*
*silence*
Italy; do I look pretty?
Romano and America; o-O
*one second later*
Romano; *is running from Italy* AHHHH
Italy; but I need to show you around ;A;
America; IM IN A CLOSET!
Romano; oh a window! Get outside Get outside Get outside! *jumps out*
America; WAKE ME UP INSIDE!
Romano; okay I made it out I'll hide behind this stone sign....
YOU ARE READING
It's an old Hetalia Crack thing
FanfictionStuff that I write at night or act out from school. Half the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm writing about :D yah....... ITS ALL HETALIA RIGHT HERE! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING SO IM GOING TO GO FIND A DRAGON, PEACE!
