*in a forest with all runner up nations hopping up and down with me standing with a turnip*
Me: okay so why do you all think you deserve the turnip? America?
America: I want the, I want it because I-
Me: shut up your time is up! Sucre?
Sucre: Because I love you mama!
Me: oh, trying to get it out of me from love TO BAD! Okay Australia?
Australia: BECAUSE REASONS :D
Me: -_-..... Italy?
Italy: because I have a poor family who needs to eat.
Me: awww ;-;.... Canada?
Canada: because I just WON THE LOTTERY!
Me: WOW :D.... And last but not least Germany?
Germany: *is crying* MY PHONE IS AT 2%
Me: SOLD TO THE 2% GUY
Germany: YUSH
YOU ARE READING
It's an old Hetalia Crack thing
FanfictionStuff that I write at night or act out from school. Half the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm writing about :D yah....... ITS ALL HETALIA RIGHT HERE! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING SO IM GOING TO GO FIND A DRAGON, PEACE!
