Me:; *looks at clock and smirks* OH PRUSSIA!
Prussia:; *flies over awesomely* Vhat?
Me:; its 1:16 AM ;7;
Prussia:; *gasp*
- Ten Minutes later -
Denmark:; LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED! *Play Hot in Herre *
China and Japan:; *start wall twerking*
America:; *takes off shirt and throws it onto Russia*
Russia:; ^J^
France and England:; *start making out while rolling into a bedroom*
Spain:; come on Romano. Dance with me?
Romano:; only stupid basterds dance like you. *slowly walks beside Spain and pulls him into a kiss and pulls away* Fine damn it.
Prussia:; GERMAN SPARKLE PARTY! *is naked*
Germany:; *drunk as hell and is also naked* WHOOOO
Italy:; Ooh, Germany has a very big wurst *faints*
Me:; *eats Nutella in a corner beside Canada*
Canada:; Cheers
*both slam a handful of Nutella onto the others face*
England Eyebrows:; *fly around on a peppermint flying puppy that pukes rainbow cookies*
Austria:; DISCO POGO
Axis:; DINGALING-A-LING
Nordics:; DINGALING-A-LING
France and England from bedroom:; UND ALLE ATZEN SING'!
Norway and Denmark:; *lick each others faces*
Iceland:; HONG KONG, I HAZ POCKEY!
Hong Kong:; POCKEY! *runs over but trips on a dead Greece*
Me:; *covered in Nutella and strawberries* Good stuff bruh.
Canada:; *covered in Nutella and maple syrup* indeed.
China:; *twerks with Russia*
America:; *sobs because Iggy cheated on him*
Japan:; *twerks on America*
America:; JAGSKSHEIDHKDBSKDJ
France:; *slams bedroom door open* I JUST HAD - *is slapped by Finland*
Finland:; HUSH CHILD!
Sweden:; *throws Toaster Strudel at Finland*
Finland:; *eats strudel and goes Super Finland*
France:; 0>0
Finland:; *explodes into pie*
America:; *is naked* I LOVE PIE! *dives into pile of pie with Japan*
Me:; I think everyone is either drunk or just crazy.
Canada:; no their drunk *hic* like me c:
Me:; ;^;
England:; *races out of bedroom and starts to pole dance*
Everyone:; *rushes over and starts throwing money at Iggy*
Left England Eyebrow:; Our owner is hot
Right England Eyebrow:; Mmm Hmm girl.
Me:; I LIKE THIS! :D
Sweden:; So I went to Durango
Finland:; With my best friends Pango
Denmark:; And we were watching Rango
Norway:; WHILE DOING THE FLIPPING TANGO!
Iceland:; AND EATING EPIC MANGO! *dies*
Hong Kong:; Wifu nu
Germany:; I HAS A WURST AND YOU DONT! *eats a sausage*
Prussia:; and now.... BOOM!
*room explodes and the hubbies protect their wifues*
France:; Iggy IM GOING TO DIE!!!
England:; Not when I'm here!
America:; *screams which scares Ronald McDonald away to hell*
Japan:; *doesmt care and still twerks*
Romano:; -_-
Spain:; ;_;
Russia:; AND I WILL SURVIVE! *gets run over by Latvia in a car*
Latvia:; Not today.... B*TCH'
YOU ARE READING
It's an old Hetalia Crack thing
FanfictionStuff that I write at night or act out from school. Half the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm writing about :D yah....... ITS ALL HETALIA RIGHT HERE! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING SO IM GOING TO GO FIND A DRAGON, PEACE!
