America:: *peacefully watching 'American' football*
France:; *jumps through the window in a tutu* AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA
England:; *follows France while playing John Cena audio*
Canada:; *follows France and England while riding polar bear and wearing a sign saying "I'm John Cena!"*
America:; *spits out imaginary Coke* WHAT THE HELL TRUMP?! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY FAMILY?!
Donald Trump:; *flies away on a pony*
*in the distance*
Russia:; *sees Trump* shoot it down da?
China:; ARUUUUUUU *fires canon at Trump*
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Anyways. I'm sorry Mr. Trump.... Back to the show!
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France and England:; *start throwing pies everywhere*
Canada:; *breaks everything in the house*
America:; *baby scream*
*Soon enough, they disappear except America who is still on his couch looking at his so called house.*
America:; THIS IS WHY I BECAME INDEPENDENT FROM ENGLAND, IGNORE CANADA, AND DONT HANG OUT WITH FRANCE! At least they didn't start making out.
Japan:; *behind America while licking lips*
America:; *looks behind him* Why Obama why?
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It's an old Hetalia Crack thing
FanfictionStuff that I write at night or act out from school. Half the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm writing about :D yah....... ITS ALL HETALIA RIGHT HERE! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING SO IM GOING TO GO FIND A DRAGON, PEACE!
