England: WHATS UP? *holds out arms*
Allies: XD
France: *also holds out arms* hug me!
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England: Hey China!
France: Hey ;)
China: o_o
England: I feel like I'm so much taller then you
France: no I'm taller then you! I like your sideways hat China it's pretty dope
England: are you wearing a demented hat?
China: XD
England: *smacking China* you wearing a hat?
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France: give me a hug, give me a hug, GIVE ME A HUG ARTHUR!
England: why do our arms look like french fries?
France: GIVE ME A HUG!
Russia: I thought they where matchsticks
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America: this guy's the manager *points to Germany*
Allies: XD
Russia: oh geez
China: he looks so pissed
France: THAT FACE!
England: XD
France: *flailing arms at Germany* Hey how you doing? How you doing? I'm excited for my first day I'm excited for my first day!
England: he's just like following us around
China: all so super pissed
America: yah he actually doesn't critique us he just follows us around and gives us that flipping look.
Germany: ಠ_ಠ
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America: OUR CUSTOMER JUST LEFT!
*intense music starts playing*
Russia: WHAT?
America: our customer just left ;-;
England: quick quick quick quick
America: we are to slow!
England: quick quick quick quick
China: Aiya!
America: *slaps tomatoes* get the epic orchestra music!
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France: I can't grab the cheese! *cheese flails everywhere as he picks one up*
*music stops*
France: oh there we go! *brings it over to Russia*
China: WE NEED MORE BACON ARU!
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*music starts playing again*
France: we need tomatoes we need tomatoes!
America: we are going to make it a cheese burger okay *starts to place cheese down*
France: we don't NO NO!
England: don't you dare put that cheese on that burger!
America: it's a cheese burger! :D
France: NO!
America: I DONT GIVE A S**T *cheese flops away*
England: OH MY GOD!
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It's an old Hetalia Crack thing
FanfictionStuff that I write at night or act out from school. Half the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm writing about :D yah....... ITS ALL HETALIA RIGHT HERE! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING SO IM GOING TO GO FIND A DRAGON, PEACE!