Allies Working at Happy Burger

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England: WHATS UP? *holds out arms*

Allies: XD

France: *also holds out arms* hug me!

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England: Hey China!

France: Hey ;)

China: o_o

England: I feel like I'm so much taller then you

France: no I'm taller then you! I like your sideways hat China it's pretty dope

England: are you wearing a demented hat?

China: XD

England: *smacking China* you wearing a hat?

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France: give me a hug, give me a hug, GIVE ME A HUG ARTHUR!

England: why do our arms look like french fries?

France: GIVE ME A HUG!

Russia: I thought they where matchsticks

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America: this guy's the manager *points to Germany*

Allies: XD

Russia: oh geez

China: he looks so pissed

France: THAT FACE!

England: XD

France: *flailing arms at Germany* Hey how you doing? How you doing? I'm excited for my first day I'm excited for my first day!

England: he's just like following us around

China: all so super pissed

America: yah he actually doesn't critique us he just follows us around and gives us that flipping look.

Germany: ಠ_ಠ

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America: OUR CUSTOMER JUST LEFT!

*intense music starts playing*

Russia: WHAT?

America: our customer just left ;-;

England: quick quick quick quick

America: we are to slow!

England: quick quick quick quick

China: Aiya!

America: *slaps tomatoes* get the epic orchestra music!

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France: I can't grab the cheese! *cheese flails everywhere as he picks one up*

*music stops*

France: oh there we go! *brings it over to Russia*

China: WE NEED MORE BACON ARU!

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*music starts playing again*

France: we need tomatoes we need tomatoes!

America: we are going to make it a cheese burger okay *starts to place cheese down*

France: we don't NO NO!

England: don't you dare put that cheese on that burger!

America: it's a cheese burger! :D

France: NO!

America: I DONT GIVE A S**T *cheese flops away*

England: OH MY GOD!

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