China: oh my babies can bark as well. South Korea is sick. Why are you sick can I bite you? Eat you? I don't know look there's food up here lets get him food.
*waddles to a corner of den where a turnip is with other Asian countries behind*
China: come on gang lets do this. Look how cute we are aru. Look at our little waddle.
*gets food*
China: can I just run away with it? Oh okay *waddles back to South Korea and gives him food*
SK: *gets up and is healthy again*
China: alright guys lets roll out!
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Taiwan: are we there yet?
China: shut up don't make me turn this badger around!
Taiwan: but-
China: that's it no flipping ice cream when we get back I'm looking at you Japan!
Japan: o-o
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China: hey look kids it's Outsideland OH I CAN RUN FREE NOW! *runs around outside*
*others follow*
China: are you just going to keep following me? You have to leave one day....
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China: *holding turnip* okay Japan why do you thing you deserve this turnip?
Japan: well, I think I deserve it-
China: PAAAAAASS! Don't care! Taiwan why do you deserve it?
Taiwan: I love you mommy!
China: really Taiwan, PAAAAAASS! Okay South Korea why do you think you deserve this?
SK: cause look, look how high I can jump mommy!
China: well your flipping uncle was jumping twice your height at half your age! Next! Hong Kong!
HK: GIVE ME THAT F*****G TURNIP!
China: oh geez fine here you go the Hong Kong *gives turnip*
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It's an old Hetalia Crack thing
FanfictionStuff that I write at night or act out from school. Half the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm writing about :D yah....... ITS ALL HETALIA RIGHT HERE! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING SO IM GOING TO GO FIND A DRAGON, PEACE!
