[] So if you lived in Colorado then you know our crazy weather and drastic rain a many days ago or so....[]
Me:; *in a car with America, Italy, and England while on our way to the park*
America:; dudett why are those clouds swirling right beside us? ;-;
Me:; *looks over* the sky is green too.
*tornado warning alert goes off on all of our phones
America:; *high pitched glass shattering girly scream•
England's Eyebrows:; *manly screams and explodes*
England:; MY BOOTYFUL EYEBROWS.... MY WIFE!
Italy:; DOITSU WHAT ARE THOSE SOUNDS?!
Germany:; *breaks into car* PASTA FARIES OF NARNIA DYING!
Italy:; NOOOOOOOSJSKJEIDJSKJSKDJS
Me:; *throws phone across room*
Everyone:; ._.
Me:; phew.... We are going to ma.....
*skies get greener*
Italy:; I CANT DIE IM A VIRGIN!
England:; I just want my tea break! But NO, I have to go throw a torenahahahdoooooo.
Mint Bunny:; Hey England! I can fly you to safety.
England:; FLYING MINT BUNNY! OF COARSE WE CAN GET MARRIED! *hops onto Flying Mint Bunny*
America:; But Iggy ;-;
France in distance:; IM GOING TO MURDER THAT BUNNY WITH EASTER GREEN MARSHMALLOW BUNNIES!
England:; *flies away*
England's Eyebrows:; *falls off and lands on Italy's face* My new home.
Italy:; ..... *wiggles eyebrows* oh I like this. Now I can flirt with Germany.
England's Eyebrows:; *gets taken away by near by tornado* ITALY!
Italy:; MY WIIIIIFUUUUU NOOOOOOOO
*Flash flood alarm goes off*
America:; *screams again*
Me:; *has been reading How to Hook up an APH France with an APH England* WHAT?!
America:; Italy died of depression.
Me:; why? ;-;
America:; England Eyebrows made him their new home and they got sucked into the tornado so he was sad.
Me:; .3.
Italy:; *revives* HOLY FRUCKING SHET WE ARE IN THE TORNADO
Sweden:; *flies past* I DONT CARE!
Austria:; *playing a drastic piano song while also flying in the air* '_'
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It's an old Hetalia Crack thing
FanfictionStuff that I write at night or act out from school. Half the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm writing about :D yah....... ITS ALL HETALIA RIGHT HERE! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING SO IM GOING TO GO FIND A DRAGON, PEACE!
