*on top of a huge rock in the desert*
Italy; Dear Grandpa Rome, please.... please answer my prayers and give me another oven mitten. Every time I make a pizza I end up burning my left hand- *explodes into the air*
Grandpa Rome; Rejected!
Italy; *faling from sky and smashes on rock*
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Italy; Dear Finland, this year for Christmas I really hope that you bring me a second oven mitten- *explodes into air*
Finland: I don't think so!
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Italy; Dear Easter Bunny- *explodes into air*
Netherlands; denied!
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Italy; Dear Mom and Dad- *explodes into air*
Romano; denied!
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Italy; Dreidel Dreidel this year for Chanukah- *explodes into air*
America; denied!
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Italy; Kwanzaa? *explodes into air*
Cameroon; denied!
Italy; coming back down! *smashes onto rock*
YOU ARE READING
It's an old Hetalia Crack thing
FanfictionStuff that I write at night or act out from school. Half the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm writing about :D yah....... ITS ALL HETALIA RIGHT HERE! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING SO IM GOING TO GO FIND A DRAGON, PEACE!
