It's an old Hetalia Crack thing

What happens to Maple and Friend at 11 at night....

((WARNING! We are a bit immature in this!!!! Yes me and my friend were texting each other this.
The picture in this chapter is how it all started.
I copied pasted this also....))

Friend;; it's your bae

Me;; Poland scares me, Mattie is my bae

Friend;; *runs after you with Russia and China* BECOME ONE DA HAO

Me;; NIEN! *grabs France and places him beside England before flies away*

Friend;; :V FRANCE *flies after you*

Me;; *throws Hong Kong at you*

Friend;; *throws Veneziano at you*

Veneziano: o.O

Me;; *throws Germany at Italy*

Friend;; *GerIta momemt* FRANCE

Me;; *pulls France and England closer together* FRUK YOU SENPAI! *creates an orb*

Friend;; FrUK time :V *pervy smile*

Me;; *flies down to a bedroom and throws England inside with France chasing after him. Closes door and waits for the babies* 'u'

Friend;; *takes all my bæs and flies away* Kesesesesese~

Me;; *still awaits and hears cursing* •u•

Me;; *pushes ear against door and is still waiting* ouo

Friend;; *comes back with Prussia* •u•

Me;; *hears more sounds* OuO

Friend;; *presses ear against door* OUO

Me;; *hears even more sounds* OUO

Me;; *whispers* yaoi.....

*hears screaming of names before everything goes quiet*

Friend;; oh mai

Me;; Should we open the door or wait a few more minutes?

Friend;; *pervy smile* LETS OPEN DA FRUCKING DOOR!

Me;; F*** YAH! *slams door open*
ONHOHOHO!

Friend;; KESKESKESKESKES PRUSSIA

Me;; *throws Prussia in the room before slamming door close*

*whispers* threesom yaoi....

Friend;; *listens and hears a lot of cussing in a British accent and a lot of Honononono kesesese* :-: I don't ship prussia

Me;; I rather have Prumano and FrUK.... *opens door and throws Romano to Prussia before closing it again.*
......
MY EYES!

Friend;; KESKESKESKESKES *opens door and flies in*

Me;; *also flies in* WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANT BE UNSEEN! ONHOHOHO!

Friend;; KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL *grabs France and HIS AWESOMENESS and flies away*

Me;; *throws England to you* TAKE THE FRUK WITH YOU!
*grabs Spain and throws him to Romano before drags ultimate bae to a corner*

Friend;; :V TAKE YOUR BÆ *throws Iggy at you and goes in a room with BTT*

Me;; JA! *takes Romano away from Spain, drags Iceland and Norway over before cuddles a five baes* Iggy get your clothes back on.... -_-

Friend;; *grabs all my bæs*

Me;; *drags all five baes to a dark corner* I know your scared but I'll take care of you

Friend;; *dark aura* *takes Russia, China and BTT*

Me;; Shhh it's okay baes *locks them in a cage*

Friend;; Ehe~ *becomes one with Russia in a closet near you*

Me;; I expect babies from you two.
...........
*drags my Iggy and Mattie away to a dark room*

Friend;; Ohoho yeah? *goes out of closet and into a bedroom*

Me;; *claps before Romano tackles England and soon all five baes start fighting*
((What are we even doing?))

Friend;; *has some....ummm...FUN....with all mu bæs*
((Oh mai god I don't know))

Me;; It seems as baes are fighting over me.... *drags Matthew away*
((Oh god I'm trying so hard not to laugh at this, help))

Friend;; Hononononon~ *bæs blushing* I have became one with Russia da *enormous dark aura* ((oh ma gad my gad wtf))

Me;; Good for you.... Now let me be alone with my ultimate bae Senpai-chan. ((We need help wait.... THIS ALL STARTED WITH THE PIC OF POLAND!))

Friend;; *grabs China* your turn
((Maple you right! POLAND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE))

Me;; *drags Matthew into a bedroom* One out of Five.
((GOD DAMMIT POLAND! HIS FABULOUSNESS CURSED US!))

Friend;; ((LELLWLELELELLFJDO))
Honhonhon

Me;; ((*screams before starts to kill Poland*))
*four baes still fighting*

Friend;; *murders 4 bæs* now u stop

Me;; *walks out of bedroom* my god you killed them....

Friend;; Kesesrsesesese~

Me;; *mourns before smiles*
that's okay though.... I still have my ultimate one!

Friend;; Ksesesese~

Me;; *is leh happy*

Friend;; *feels bored so murders all bæs except ultimate bæ*

Me;; ((This is pure gold))
*hugs ultimate bae* c:

Friend;; ((what is going on)) *has some vodka*

Me;; ((I don't know but I'm coping this. This is a pure beautiful moment)) *eats a pancake*

Friend;; ((yeh)) *has more vodka*

Me;; *eats a scone*

Friend;; *has a baguette*

Me;; *eats Taiwan*
((It went from bedroom to so calm))

Friend;; ((dafu)) o.O

Me;; ((I don't get it)) C:

Friend;; ((lel))

Really we need help.... Or is it because it's late at night?