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Sled Racing

England; Alright ladies, gentelman, and countries. Welcome to the Winter Olympics!

------------Board------------
[ EVENT; MENS FREESTYLE SLED RACE ]
[ GOLD METAL RACE ]
NOR - Lukas Bondevik
CAN - Matthew Williams
USA - Alfred F. Jones
ITA - Lovino Vargas
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America; I'm going to win! I'm winning this shut the hell up I'm winning this! *in a Minecraft boat with 10 rockets*

Canada; are we ready? *strapped together by rope with 5 rockets*

Norway; look at Romano! How many rockets do you have?! *in a cheap go cart made from China with 15 rockets*

America; XD

Romano; *in a tub with 50 rockets* I have enough to get me where I want to go

England; 3....2....1.... GO YOU WANKERS! *shoots gun in air*

*competing Nations start rockets and fly off*

Romano; *flies into the air*

America; *shoots ahead very fast*

Norway; *shoots off to edge*

Canada; *shoots off straight* LOOK AT AMERICA! HE'S OFF!

America; WHOOOO! *out of sight*

Romano; *still flying in the air*

Canada; HE'S GONE HE'S GONE!

Romano; *finally crashes down and passes Norway*

----------Standings----------
1: USA - Alfred F. Jones
2: CAN - Matthew Williams
3: ITA - Lovino Vargas
4: NOR - Lukas Bondevik
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Canada; Oh I'm catching up hoser I'm catching up!

America; *coming into sight of Canada*

Canada; *sliding against walls* HERE COMES MATTIE!

Romano; *flies in air again and knocks Norway to the air as well*

Norway; DEAR LORDY!

Canada; Here comes the rope log!

America; *smashed against wooden wall and gets sent backwards*

Canada; *flies in air* Yes yes yes I'm In the lead I have to be in the lead! For my recognition I am Canada!

----------Standings----------
1: CAN - Matthew Williams
2: USA - Alfred F. Jones
3: ITA - Lovino Vargas
4: NOR - Lukas Bondevik
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Norway; I need to go faster *attaches another rocket and passes Romano in the air still*

Canada; almost there almost there!

America; NOOOOOO!

Romano; GET BACK HERE NORGE!

Canada; yes YES! *crashes into winning nukes* YAS!

America; GOD DAMMIT!

Romano; oh s**t

Norway; dang it....

*bells ring in celebration*

Canada; *respawns into reality and walks around the finish line with anthem playing in background* yes! Yes I did it!

Norway; I don't even know where I am

America; *slowly sliding to finish line* I'm going to make it!

Canada: here he comes! Here he comes second place!

America; kabsksheiwhekhs *crosses finish line* ishsksbsiheorhsks Yay

Canada; look at Norway running!

Norway; *running to finish line with Romano and him ridding a chair sliding to finish line behind him*

Norway; hurry up!

America; That's against the rules disqualified.

Norway; *crosses finish line by running*

Romano; yay! Yah! Hi there! *still ridding a chair with hand in the air*

Nations watching; XD

Romano; *starts flying off into the sky*

Canada; Holy s**t what the hell?!

Romano; *slams into ground*

----------Standings----------
1: CAN - Matthew Williams |Gold|
2: USA - Alfred F. Jones |Silver|
3: ITA - Lovino Vargas |Bronze|
4: NOR - Lukas Bondevik |Disqualified|
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America; I started off so well. I was like gone and-

Canada; yah you took off and Cinderella came out of no where and beat yo ass.