America's phone 1st Birthday

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[at world conference]

America: you know my iPhone 5S's 1st birthday is in Febuary

Spain: it's like we have a birthday party with a banner saying 'Yay it's America's phone's first birthday!'

Canada: *starts laughing*

Prussia: send out the invitations

Finland: and bring your phones!

Conference minus England: *laughing*

Spain: no it's like we have a play pen for the phones

Canada: *dying from laughing*

America: and the phones are playing 'Happy Birthday' and they all have mini hats

England: what is even bloody happening

Denmark: it's like on that site where you send out invites and you can answer if your going

America: yes or maybe

Prussia: bring dat cake though

Canada: *is dead*

Maple: my boyfriend died..... But I would come

Germany: and we have a Disco Pogo

Prussia: DISCO POGO, Dingelingeling, Dingelingeling. UND ALLE ATZEN SING'

Spain: YAH, DISCO POGO PHONES

America: YEP WE ARE SO DOING THAT

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