China: PANDAAAAAAAAA
Japan: o3o
Denmark and Sweden: *flailing arms and fighting with arms* BLAAAAAAAARP
Maple (aka me now :3): *walks in* WTH?????
England: *stalking me*
Maple: *pushes England away* I don't like you okay!?
England: ;A;
Romano: *sexy pose* but you like me right?
Maple: *nosebleeds* uh......
Canada: You like- *gets push by America*
America: *kisses me* you know you want to
Maple: ..... Said the one I rejected in a RP with me and another friend
America: *snaps fingers* don't remind me of that girl -_-
Canada: and you had kids with me Maple! Well, we were in cat form..... What?
Maple: *nods then slaps America*
Romano: *glomps America*
That Friend: YUSH, ROMERICA!!!!! //shot
That Other Friend: NIEN, USUK FOREVER
Maple: 0-o..... AmeCan or CanaBlaze anyone?
That Friend: WE MUSH SHIP YOU AND MATTIE
Canada: don't call me Mattie >//<
Maple: *drags Canada away*
America: *pushes Romano off and glomps England*
About 10 Friends: *joyful dying whale turtle squealing noises*
Eagle: *eagle screeching noises*
Stick: *happy sqealing stick noises*
Butter: *leh dead*
Norway: ;-;
World: *exploded*
Voldemort: I DID IT SENPAI!!!! ARE YOU PROUD?
Pie: ......... No
Voldemort: I LOVE YOU TOO ;u; //shot
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Blaze: and that my son is why we don't exists in Hetalia land
Salmon: ..... Okay? BUT DADDY LIVES THERE!
Blaze: hush child >:|
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Me; and that's why I limited myself to one bae and to never have Oreos after 8 pm :D
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It's an old Hetalia Crack thing
FanfictionStuff that I write at night or act out from school. Half the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm writing about :D yah....... ITS ALL HETALIA RIGHT HERE! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING SO IM GOING TO GO FIND A DRAGON, PEACE!
