SOUR PATCH FOR YOU!

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*at our crazy once in a blue moon world conference which is really every conference blue moon....*

America: *stands up with Sour Patch Kids bag* A SOUR JSHEJIEHEJHSJSOPATCH FOR YOU! *throws is at Italy*

Italy: yum!

America: AND ONE FOR CHUUUUU! *throws 5 at Austria*

Austria: *is a fab princess and catches them all in a bowl* I WANT TO WATCH DISNEY

Norway: OMG LIKE TOTALLY :D

America: *explodes bag* AND ONE FOR ALL OF YOUUUUU!

Everyone but England: *cheers*

England: SHUT UP!

Romano:..... Fuck you

Italy: click! :)

Germany: crap

*conference explodes*

La Paz: I WILL SURVIVE WITH MY HUSBAND WHO SOMEHOW ALSO SURVIVED!!!!

Canada: Wait.... WHEN DID I GET MARRIED?!

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