Me:; *wales up and smells something good* Probably France is cooking. *gets out of bed and goes downstairs*
England:; *cooking pancakes*
Me:; *sees England making perfect pancakes* HOW THE FUDGE ARE YOU MAKING PERFECT PANCAKES?!
England:; *girly giraffe screaming noices and turned to me* oh.... Hello there. I was making some pancakes for.... What's his name?
Me:; Canada....
England:; oh right for Canada. It's his birthday so I-
Me:; Its his.... Birthday? ..... *celebrates*
America:; *comes down stares and faints to see England making beautiful perfect pancakes*
Davie's Spirit:; Oh dear.q
England:; *shrugs and goes back to making them* Hey Blast, could you go get the maple syrup from the freezer.
Me:; Why is it in the freezer?
America:; you really are a cold killer. //shot
Romano:; ;-;
Me:; Romano is looking at us through the window
England:; Yah he broke up with Spain and his new boyfriend is America.
Me:; But I thought America likes you England.
England:; He did but I like France so he went with his next crush or Romano.... *realizes what he said*
France:; *creeps up on England* Onhonhonhon
England:; I'm going to ignore that.
Canada:; *walks downstairs still in fluffy pajamas that make him look like a fluffy polar bear* Hey papa, why did you let me sleep in-
England:; *puts pancakes on plate and France comes back with maple syrup*
America:; *revives by German Sparkles*
Rest of FACE plus me:; Happy Birthday Canada!
Canada:; *brightens up with a huge smile* You remembered me and my birthday! *races downstairs and gives everyone a hug and a thanks*
Me:; *hugs Canada* your welcome. I could never forget.
Canada:; this is the best birthday I ever had. I didn't expect this at all eh. You have no idea how happy I am. *kisses my forehead*
England:; and this time I did my best and tried to make the best pancakes for you!
Canada:; *sits down table as England serves them to him along side the syrup* Alright. *eats them and doesn't die*
Pancakes:; *dont set on fire or explode or gointoflamesorturnblackorsetanexplosionorturnintoprussiaordoanythingbad.*
America:; D8 *faints*
That week, America died due to shock and Americans everywhere had to flee to another country. Now everyone noticed Canada.
YOU ARE READING
It's an old Hetalia Crack thing
FanfictionStuff that I write at night or act out from school. Half the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm writing about :D yah....... ITS ALL HETALIA RIGHT HERE! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING SO IM GOING TO GO FIND A DRAGON, PEACE!
