Me: *looks at parmesan cheese label.* THEY KILLED ROMANO!
Italy: D:
Me: Dad! Don't eat Romano!
Dad: and?
Me: Your a cannibal
Dad: Romano is tasty then
Me: What's Spain going to say?
Dad: poor Romano....
Spain: IMA FIREING MY LAZAR BAHHHHHH
*World explodes*
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*Dad and I eating chips*
Me: great, we ate Romano a week ago, NOW WE ARE EATING DOITSU!
Dad: *holds up chip* this is Spain *eats chip*
Italy: D8
Dad: *holds up another chip* This is Italy because he was to crazy *eats chip*
Me: *holds up Chip* then this is America *eats chip*
England: FUUUUUUU
Finland: :3
*we repeat with the chips till every country and micro-nation is said*
Mom: great...... you ate the world
Me: *Eats a chip* now we have
Denmark: *explodes*
Me: HOW DID HE COME BACK ALIVE? O3o
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It's an old Hetalia Crack thing
FanfictionStuff that I write at night or act out from school. Half the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm writing about :D yah....... ITS ALL HETALIA RIGHT HERE! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING SO IM GOING TO GO FIND A DRAGON, PEACE!
