Me; *walks upstairs to hear the word Canadian and is suddenly running to look at TV and see a TV show that a person named Matthew is Canadian*
Canada; *walks in* hey Maple, just wanted to say something to you that-
Me; *runs to him crying* are you cheating on meh?
Canada; Never?! Whys that and where did you hear that?!
Me; on the TV there was a guy named Matthew going on a date and he was also Canadian....
C-A-N-A-D-I-A-N!
Canada; fuck the TV and let's fly away! *flies away*
Me; o-o.... Who cares *also flies away*
France; FUCK THE POLICE!
Sealand; PUT YOUR HANDS UP IM A COP! :D
Prussia; ITS A BIRD
America; ITS A PLAIN
Switzerland; ITS A FLESH SANDWICH
Austria; D8
All four; NO, ITS THE CANABOLI SHIP FLYING AWAY
Japan, Tawian, Hungary; *taking pictures*
Germany; *spazing out* OH MEIN GOTT!
England; hello? Hello?! Wankers..... *takes his child and frolics away*
Spain; IGGY HAD MY BABY! ;D *runs after England*
Rome; dah hell?
Seborga; *watching everything while eating popcorn* I like how everything always go crazy and someone always dies •w•
China; *falls from the sky dead*
YOU ARE READING
It's an old Hetalia Crack thing
FanfictionStuff that I write at night or act out from school. Half the time I don't even know what the fuck I'm writing about :D yah....... ITS ALL HETALIA RIGHT HERE! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IM SAYING SO IM GOING TO GO FIND A DRAGON, PEACE!
