Imma just do this whenever I have them stuck in my head.
So here's an argument with Mattia✨
Me: ur a man whore. You know that right?
Mattia: how?
Me: hoe, what's your body count?
Mattia: umm.. I'm a virgin
Me: do I look like stupid to you?
Mattia: I mean.. ok lemme stop
Me: ok so answer my question whore
Mattia: like... umm 4
Me: plus??
Mattia: 20.. idk I don't count.
Me: see man whore.
Mattia: ok but what's your body count then
Me: 0. I'm a virgin bumblefuck
Mattia: really?? Damn.. but you know I can change that
Me: get the fuck away from me. You probably got some std or something.
Mattia: Ian got no stds women
Me: I'll believe it when it.
Mattia: anyway.. umm I read them captions you put on yo spam page about me.
Me: what captions?
Mattia:
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Me: that's... umm.. shut up
Mattia: you said it yourself... you wanna suck my dick..
Me: I'm a whore.. but not the high body count type whore.
Mattia: so you gonna suck my dick or no
Me: bet.
✨after the gawk gawk 3000✨
Mattia: Best. Head. Ever
Me: I know. Thanks to wattpad
Don't ask what goes on in my head😭😭
anyway that's my actual spam page✨
