Shut Up Kristyn! | Misc

38 | my ocs as things my friends have said

So I keep a list of things my friends say because they're hilarious, and I decided to relate them to my OCs since they actually fit surprisingly well. Without further ado, here they are!

Note: if there are multiple lines of dialogue in a single section, my OC would be saying the second part.

LENA SANTOS

—"I wrote this poem about mint chocolate chip ice cream but it was also about, like, death."

—"Why would I go to the ocean? It's like a worse pool."

—"I think John Krasinski is the only one who went from hot to HOT."

—"Harry Styles adopt me challenge."

—"It'll be like 2 o'clock on a Tuesday and I'm crying to Sign of the Times."

—"I can't say what I want to say right now in front of certain people. So, pick a word. It starts with F, and pick another word, it starts with U. Fill in the blanks. Goodbye."

GRAHAM SEAGER

—"I don't even know what everyone was arguing about, I was just sitting there watching Shrek."

—"I would kill my brother for $2 and a stale peanut. Or just a stale peanut."

—"I've had 5 hours of sleep in the past 3 days combined."

—"[Friend], you drive me places, and Kristyn, I don't see you that often so I'll pay for your Shamrock Shakes, but [Friend 2] you owe me $2.34 for that apple fritter."

—*Does a somersault while inside in a giant, metal recycling container and dressed as an alligator* "NYYEEEHHH"

—"Your voicemail box can't be full!! You're in the army!! WHAT IF THERE'S A WAR??"

CALEB JONES

—"In fifth grade, I thought I killed my grandpa because I was gay."

—"I got paid to report on a satellite's findings but our satellite has been down for a month so I'm like 'Day 30: Satellite still giving us silent treatment.'"

—"I don't want to make it to 75 years old. Actually, I don't even want to make it to 35."

—"How you feelin' today?"
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH."

CASSIAN NIGHTFALL

—"What a glorious day to abolish the government!"

—"Then go in for the kill. (Metaphorically of course.)"

—"I WILL MOW YOUR LAWN FOR 75 CENTS. PLEASE."
"It's fücking winter."

DOMINIC SHIRE

—"H*tler must've been trippin' balls."

—"I'm afraid to have phone sex because I don't want to get hearing AIDS."

—"Nobody else wanted the edibles and I didn't want to throw them out so I panicked and ate 2."

—"So I somehow attract guys with serious problems, right? Like we know this. The two guys I'm talking to...ONE COMMITTED A FELONY AT 11 AND THE OTHER ONE LOST 3 SCHOLARSHIP OFFERS BECAUSE OF LEGAL TROUBLE."

—"Yeah I would fück Waluigi."

ONTARI NIGHTFALL