The Pen-Pal Project (Larry Stylinson + Niam Horayne)

-Zayn-

-Zayn-

She did kick me, and it really hurt, really hurt. I pouted at her as Louis and Harry stood up from the floor and walked up the stairs, Perrie smiled at me and kissed me quickly on the lips

“Sorry” She whispered, I smiled because that’s all I wanted, we followed the others up the stairs

“It does have an attic, look” Louis said jumping up and down like a two year old. Pointing at the ceiling

“I bet its all dusty and full of spiders” Liam aid looking up at the trapdoor with disgust

“Really dirty” Niall nodded

“Like Louis head” Harry added We all nodded and sighed as we looked into the other three bedroom up here, there was a reasonable sized bathroom as well.

“Well I like it” I said

“Me too” Perrie agreed

“It’s settled then, this is the place” Harry smiled

“Lets go eat some Nandos” Liam grinned, Everyone turned to stare at him

“I… I think I just died and went to heaven” Niall sighed dreamily.

“My knee hurts like the time I trapped it in the car door” Louis pouted

“How do you trap your knee in the car door?” Harry asked

“Like you can talk Mr I wound the window up and my nose is now stuck” I said to Harry who blushed slightly

“I meant to do it, I was curious as to weather it would actually get stuck” He said smiling a little, looking slightly embarrassed, well so would I if I’d got my nose stuck in a car window. On purpose too!

“At least he didn’t drop the toilet seat on his dick” Liam pointed out

“Could you not, that is still a sensitive topic” I said straightening out my jeans, and twitching slightly

“Oh… oh my god” Perrie said giggling, Louis snorted and the two of them burst into hysterics and slid down the wall clutching each other

“It’s not that funny” I whined, I looked at the others to see them all hiding laughter

“It really is” Niall said throwing his head back and laughing his face red. Liam laughed looking apologetic and Harry had his head buried into his jumper to hide his laughter.

“I hate you all” I pouted, they really were all idiots “I’m going back to the trampoline” I said, then turned around deciding to give them the reason “And for your information, I was in a hurry because Harrys mum had a screwdriver out and was trying to unlock the bathroom door” I said which made them all laugh more. Idiots.

I walked down the stairs and out of the front door and skipped over to the trampoline and jumped on it until the others walked over.

“We’ll have to camp on that when the weather gets better” Louis smiled

“Yeah, definitely” Harry grinned “So hipster and all”

“I don’t want to anymore” Louis pouted; I stopped bouncing and jumped onto Liams back. He fell to the floor with an ‘oomph’ and I cheered as I stood up and looked to see Niall and Louis on the floor too looking confused

“Strike!” I laughed

“More like a split” Perrie said pointing at her and Harry. I crossed my arms and pouted

“You’re a git” I said

“That Rhymed!” Louis squealed getting up off the floor followed by Niall and Liam.

“Where are we going then?” Liam asked

“McDonalds” I said patting my tummy

“Pizza hut” Louis argued

“Domino’s” Harry grinned

“Nandos” Niall said as if it were the obvious

“KFC” Perrie grinned

“Nandos it is” Liam laughed as we all turned to face him looking shocked

“It’s only because he’s your favourite” Perrie pouted

“Two against a lot of ones” Liam shrugged

“I change my mind, I say Pizza hut too” Harry said

“Woo, Hazza” Louis said high fiving him.

“Yeah, Pizza hut here too” I nodded

“Me seven” Perrie exclaimed as she hung upside down from a tree, I hadn’t even seen her climbing the tree.

“What?” Liam said looking confused

“Four against two, we’re going to Pizza hut” Louis screamed in Liams face

“That’s not-“ Niall pouted

“That’s life bitches, now come on slags I’m hungry” Louis interrupted grabbing Harrys hand and walking sassily to the car. Harry following like the bitch he is.

“Sometimes I wonder if I’m the only sane one here,” Perrie said sticking a few leaves in her hair and spinning around so her feet touched the floor

“Um” I said but hey what’s the point in arguing about that, she’d only kick me again.

“You have a leaf in your hair” Niall said grabbing Liams hand and running his thumb over Liams hand.

“Because I’m a fairy princess, god Niall do you know nothing?” She asked grabbing my hand and pulling me to the car, where Harry had Louis pinned up against it, snogging him.

“Break it up” I said loudly, Louis flipped me off and I threw a tennis ball at them

“Ow, what the hell man?” Louis frowned looking at me

“I don’t know, I was suddenly holding a tennis ball and had the urge to throw it” I explained

“Oh, okay then” Louis shrugged as we piled into the car. Living together will be such chaos, and lord knows if that house will still be there in a years time. I don’t trust Louis not to bring fireworks in thinking they were candles.

So… I’m not sure what I just wrote, sorry if it’s crap but I’ve been a little ill today and I’m also hyperventilating because OMG 5 DAYS UNTIL I SEE FUCKING PERFECT AS ONE DIRECTION AND LOUIS AMAZING BUM AND HARRYS HAIR AND HEAR NIALLS ACCENT AND IMAGINE LIAMS TEN INCH AND ZAYNS MODELNESS AND HOLY FRICK I THINK I’M HYPERVENTELATING.

Okay, so if you’re going to a One Direction concert… Write ‘Melon’ on your wrist so anyone who reads this story who’s at the same concert as you knows you not only ship Larry but you’re a projector too and… yeah just think it’d be nice to meet someone with something in common, yeah?

WTC: Curlys a class A whore…. Lol please don’t comment that… WTC: ‘Strumpet in a crumpet playing the trumpet’

I was dared to ask a stranger if they’d want to see a picture i have of Louis Tomlinsons bum on my phone and then if they didn’t want to see it, i had to throw a load of grated cheese on them… I did it -_- ( LIAM I HATE YOU) (not really… much)

Okay everyone have a nice week. I’ll be sure to stalk 1D next Saturday… MWUHAHAHA

Um…(Completely non related, do you think i'd get arrested for stealing underpants from someones luggage and possibly installing a camera in a toilet?...)

Curly :)