The Pen-Pal Project (Larry Stylinson + Niam Horayne)

-Liam-

-Liam-

'So now you've decided to join us' Zayn said rolling his eyes as Harry and Louis walked in, I couldn't help but smile at how cute they were together 'We're playing twister before the other people come for the party' Zayn finished.

Perrie picked up the game and set it up, Niall was standing next to me, and all that's been on my mind is, should i kiss him at midnight? Celebrate the new year with him? I'd like that, but i'm not sure he would.

'Zaynie-poo, you go first' Perrie smiled, Zayn rolled his eyes

'Why me?' He asked

'Because you were the one on your knees begging me to play' I reminded him

'Okay, spin the spinny thing' Zayn said jumping up and down

'Leeyum, do you have any food?' Niall asked me pouting

'I have some in the kitchen, come with me' I said grabbing his wrist and pulling him into the kitchen ignoring Perries

'Pretend i'm wolf whistling' and Louis

'Use Protection' which i shot back with 

'i hope you've used protection'

I went into the cupboard and picked out a bag of popcorn and threw him one and got another for everyone else. Niall smiled widely at me and skipped back into the living room, as i walked in i stopped dead

'Come on, all i asked is if you two had done the humpity hump yet' Perrie wined, Zayn looked a little pale

'You know, made love. done the deed' She said, Harry and Louis who the question appeared to be aimed at were stood there hand in hand eyebrows high in the air as Niall stood there with a bit of popcorn half way to his mouth looking ready to cry, Eryn was nowhere to be seen. 

'Come on spill, have you done the dirty yet'

'whats with all the slang?' I asked 'Just ask them directly, Harry. Have you and Louis had sex yet?' I asked, Zayn started to choke on his spit with his right hand on yellow and his eyes wide. Harry burst out laughing causing the rest of us too as well

'No we havent, god perrie, way to make things awkward, Liam Left foot on green' Louis said as he span the dial

'Is it safe to come in?' Eryn asked walking in sheepishly, i nodded as i put my foot on the green circle.

'But you've seen each other naked right?' Perrie asked

'PERRIE' everyone shouted at her, she just laughed manically and put her foot on yellow.

By the end of the game i actually couldn't see my left foot, my head was incredibly close to Zayns crotch, Louis was practically lying on Harry whose bum was in Perries face. Eryn was under everyone looking terrified that everyone was going to fall on her, and Niall, well Niall was in a rather awkward position with me...

'I cant hold it anymore guize' Zayn groaned, Eryn squeeked and jumped up and got out of the jumple, as everyone fell on each other,

'get your foot from my crotch' Zayn moaned

'get your crotch from my foot' Perrie snapped back

'I can't breath' I groaned

'fucking cunt' Niall wined

'i like this possition' Louis giggled

'not now louis' Harry chuckled

'why not harry' Louis pouted

'guys shut up' I sighed

'who squeezed my bum?' Perrie asked

'Sorry' Zayn said not sounding sorry at all

'i swear my leg fell off' Niall frowned

'wheres my head?' I asked trying to determine where in the piles of bodies i was actually located,

'Stop stroking my knee' Zayn said in a high pitched voice

'Sorry' Perrie replied in the same tone Zayn had used before

'who's got their hand on my nipple?' I asked suddenly as a hand grabbed my chest

'sorry' Niall snorted hiding a laugh, although he didn't remove his hand...

'i can't move' Zayn wined

'my boobs being squashed' Perrie laughed

'Harry, stop that now' Louis moaned? Ew!

'You loved it, Lou' Harry teased, i wish they wouldn't.

'Niall, you're getting crumbs on me' I said as i could feel Niall munching on something

'I'm hungry' He shrugged

'someone drooled one me' Perrie said sounding disgusted

'sorry, blame the popcorn' Niall said continuing to eat

'NIALL' Perrie and I snapped

'Everyone get off one by one, are you filming this?' I asked as i looked up to see Eryn with her phone out pointing at us

'yeah, its hilarious' I managed to detangle myself from Zayn and Niall and got Nialls legs out from Harry and Louis, I managed to help Perrie from under Zayn, so they were both free, but Louis and Harry appeared to have just been cuddling the whole time, able to move and everything.

'You two are hopeless' I wined as my doorbell rang and i went to answer it. The party was just beginning.

Kind of just a filler chapter i suppose, i'm sorry it's been so long, i've been really ill and making every excuse not to write. How very naughty of me. I hope you all still love me.

Drama will go down because, 

THERE IS ONLY 18 MORE CHAPTERS UNTIL THE PEN PAL COMES TO AN END!!

So... That's sad

WTC: Wrinkly Walrus Wearing Wellies

I've had this illness for a week and a half and it's getting worse, and mums taking me to the doctors about it, shes worried ive now got a chest infection as well as tonsilitus, sucks to be me...

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