With a huge effort, the time lords manage to shake the electricity from their bodies. Sweating, they stagger to their feet with it held in their hands.
The Doctor: Deadly to humans, maybe.
They plunge it into the chest of the Slitheen. Both Joseph and the Slitheen howl with pain.
Margaret, also covered in the electricity, drops Indra's body from the wall. In the kitchen, the Slitheen who was attacking Jackie is also suffering. The Warden and The Doctor dash to the door, past the bodies. Rose grabs Harriet's hand and they run from the room, Harriet whimpering slightly, Rose just looking terrified. Jackie is still crouched on the floor in horror, watching the alien screeching in pain. Mickey appears in the doorway.
Mickey: Jackie!
He whacks the Slitheen over the head with a chair, grabs Jackie's arms and pulls her out of the kitchen. He pauses in the doorway to take his phone out of his pocket and snap a picture of the Slitheen. He grins, and then runs to join Jackie. The Doctor and The Warden find security all gathered in reception.
The Warden: Oi! You want aliens, you've got them. They're inside Downing Street. Come on!
He leads them in the direction of the conference room, their guns at the ready. Joseph finally manages to deactivate the weapon, and the electricity disappears. He picks up the skin suit of General Asquith.
Slitheen: Reinstate my disguise! Hurry up! Hurry! Hurry!
Joseph hastens to help the Slitheen into the skin suit. Rose and Jackie run down a corridor.
Harriet: No, wait! They're still in there! The emergency protocols! We need them!
She runs back in the direction of the cabinet room. Rose follows her, but they are quickly forced to change direction as Margaret Slitheen comes their way. She chases them. They run across a hallway, Rose closing the door behind them. Margaret simply leaps through it. Rose and Harriet arrive back in another room, shutting the door behind them. The Warden leads security into the meeting room, where Joseph is making the finishing touches to Asquith's skin suit. They both stop when they see them and security standing there.
Joseph: Where've you been?
Security start checking the bodies for any sign of life.
Joseph: I called for help, I sounded the alarm. There was this... lightening! This kind of er... um... electricity, and they all collapsed!
Sergeant Price: I think they're all dead.
Joseph: That's what I'm saying. They did it! Those men there!
The Warden: I think you will find the Prime Minister is an alien in disguise.
Joseph folds his arms skeptically. The Doctor looks at the policeman next to him.
The Doctor: That's never going to work, is it?
Policeman: Nope.
The Warden: Fair enough.
Security are hot on their tails, and they soon finds themselves surrounded. They puts their hands in the air, grinning.
Asquith: Under the jurisdiction of the Emergency Protocols, I authorize you to execute those men!
Security ready their guns.
The Doctor: Uh, well, now, yes. You see, eh... the thing is... if I was you, if I was going to execute someone by backing them against the wall, between you and me, little word of advice...
The Warden: Don't stand them against the lift!
They back into the lift and close the door with their sonic screwdrivers. Margaret Slitheen is still chasing Rose and Harriet. Rose knees a locked door. The lift pings open, revealing the time lords. Margaret roars at them, and they smile and nod around at them all.
The Warden: Hello!
The doors shut again, distracting Margaret long enough for Rose and Harriet to slip away un-noticed. Rose and Harriet find themselves in a room where all the doors are locked, a dead end.
Rose: Hide!
They both hide themselves extremely poorly.The lift pings and the men step out on the second floor. Asquith and security are still standing next to the lift they backed the Warden and the Doctor against.
Asquith: I repeat, the upper floors are under quarantine. You will stay where you are. You will disregard all previous instructions. You will take your orders directly from me.
The lift pings. Joseph and Asquith step into it.
Sergeant Price: Mr. Green, sir, I'm sorry but you've got to come with me. We should evacuate the entire building.
Joseph: Sergeant, have you uh, read the Emergency Protocols?
Sergeant Price: No, sir.
JOSEPH: Then don't question me. Seal off number 10, secure the ground floor, and if the Doctor and The Warden make it downstairs, shoot on sight!
He shuts the doors. The sergeant turns to face the others.
Sergeant Price: Well, you heard him! Move out!
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Asquith: Let the sport begin.
Joseph farts.
Joseph: I'm getting poisoned by the gas exchange. I need to be naked!
Asquith: Rejoice in it! Your body is... magnificent.
They both undo the zips on their foreheads. Margaret Slitheen enters.
Slitheen: Oh, such fun! Little human children... where are you? Sweet little humeykins... come to me... let me kiss you better...
Rose bolts from her hiding place behind a cabinet to take refuge behind the curtain.
Slitheen: ...kiss you with my big, green lips.
She hisses.The Doctor runs down a flight of stairs, hearing the Sergeant barking orders in the distance with The Warden close behind. Then they hear the lift ping, and hastily backtrack and hides in a crevice next to the door. The two Slitheen walk past.
Slitheen Joseph: We'll keep this floor quarantined as our last hunting ground before the final phase.
They waits until they are out of sight. The two Slitheen, Joseph and Asquith join Margaret.
Slitheen Margaret: My brothers.
Slitheen Joseph: Happy hunting?
Slitheen Margaret: It's wonderful. The more you prolong it, the more they stink.
Slitheen Asquith: Sweat... and fear.
Harriet's mouth drops open with horror.
Slitheen Joseph: I can smell an old girl... stale bird... brittle bones.
Slitheen Margaret: And a ripe youngster. All hormones and adrenaline. Fresh enough to bend before she snaps.
Margaret sweeps the curtain aside revealing Rose, who screams. Harriet jumps out from her hiding place.
Harriet: No! Take me first! Take me!
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The Doctor and the Warden ( Male time lord reader ) Season 1
FanfictionThe Doctor and The Warden are the last two time lords in existence. We join them a the beginning of the New Who franchise where their adventure with the bad wolf begins
