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Knuckles And The Master Emerald Featuring Obama

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Obama: Hello. Welcome to the Obama show. (Something tells me this is my new stupidest idea yet) Today we will watch as the echidna defends the so called Master Emerald. 

Knuckles walks away from mcdonalds. 

Knuckles: Yummy sandwich. 

Obama: Watch as the fasinating echidna walks. Slowly. 

Knuckles continues walking. 

Obama: Fun fact. Echidnas are known. For their flying ability. And they can also punch. Through metal itself. Yup. All echidnas can do this. Of course. 

Knuckles: What are you talking about? 

Obama: They also have a 2 mile radius of hearing. Fasinating. 

Knuckles: Um. Ok? 

Knuckles walks off as Obama and his crew followed him. 

Knuckles: Why are you following me? 

Obama: We are very impressed by echidna kind. Wanna show something? 

Knuckles: Sure I guess. Watch as I punch the camera.

Knuckles punches the camera and breaks it entirely. 

Camera man: Aw that was my mom's. She gave it to me before she- 

Obama: FASINATING!!!!! MARVELOUS!!!!! Good thing we got that all on tape on the 2nd camera. 

Camerea man 2 held their thumbs up. 

Knuckles: Ugh. I'm heading to the emerald now. YOU HEAR THIS EGGMAN!!!!!

Meanwhile 

Eggman was stealing the master emerald. 

Eggman: Ooo Time for my favorite show. Obama and the Annoyed Side Characters. My favorite episode was the one when he slapped Sonic on the back then all of his rings came out. That was the same day I beat him for the first time. That was a good day. And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for that meddling fox and his robotic dog too. 

Eggman turns the channel on. 

Knuckles: Ugh. I'm heading to the emerald now. YOU HEAR THIS EGGMAN!!!!!

Eggman: RUN!!!!!

Back to the others

Obama: And how can I forget. Echidnas are also known for their protective gems. Tell us about the Master Emerald. What's it's darkest secret? 

Knuckles: Darkest secret? Hm... Oh. 

Knuckles says something. 

Obama: ... 

Everyone else: ... 

Knuckles: Well I'm gonna go now. 

Meanwhile 

Eggman: ...  I don't think I want this anymore. 

Eggman drops the Master Emerald. 

Knuckles: And that's the reason why the Master Emerald isn't in any of the Sonic games anymore. 

Everyone: ...

Tails: What was the secret? 

Knuckles: You're too young to know. Who wants to know? 

Shadow: I guess I do. 

Knuckles: Cool just come with me to the other room. 

Knuckles takes Shadow to the other room. Then brings him out. 

Shadow: M- Maria. 

Maria: Shadow? 

Shadow: Hold me. 

Shadow collapses on the ground while sucking on his thumb. 

Maria: Shadow!? 

Sonic: I don't know what you said. But I'm happy. 

Knuckles: You wouldn't understand all the lives that suffered. The curse. 

Everyone: ... 

Shadow: Maria Maria Maria Maria Maria MARIA MARIA (And so on) 

Maria: I'm right here. 

Sonic: Funny at first. Now it's just sad. What'd you tell him? 

Knuckles: Do you want to know? You'll become just like him. 

Amy: Scary. 

Tails: How am I too young for it? 

Knuckles: Let's just say there's reasons. 

Tails: Like? 

Maria: I'm gonna leave cause I feel like I don't want to know.

Maria goes in the other room. 

Knuckles: If you say so. Let's just say. When a echidna girl and a water creature-

One minute later

Everyone: ... 

Everyone but Knuckles and Maria: Maria Maria Mara Maria Maria Maria Maria MARIA MARIA MARIA MARIA MARIA!!! 

Knuckles: Meh. Strangely enough I'm used to it in my mind. 

Maria: What the heck happened!?