Random One Shots

This is your worst fear

Sonic crashed into the gate followed by Tails and Shadow.

Sonic: That was fun. And that view! 

Shadow: It was certainly something...

Tails: Ugh... How is an alien from a far away planet who's never been in a plane let alone a plane that's currently stuck in a tornado surrounded by waves of waves of water that the only reason we only survived was because of my apparently good at piloting a plane skills and Shadow's chaos explosion thing ok with this?  

Sonic: Well something about literally becoming a laser and becoming a literal explosion kinda eases everything. 

Shadow: I hear that.

Eggman: Ohohohohohohoho! Welcome Shadow. Tails. Blue hedgehog. 

Sonic: It's Sonic Egghead.

Eggman: It's Robotnik Blue Hedgehog. 

Tails: No. His name is Baldy Mcnosehair. 

Sonic: Oh ok. I'll call him that then. 

Eggman: Shadow! They're bullying me! 

Shadow: Like I care.

Eggman: Oh but you should care. 

Shadow: Why? 

Eggman: BECAUSE I HAVE SCARE GAS!!!!! *presses button*

Everyone but Egghead: What? 

*doors close* 

Shadow; Dang it Sonic! You're faster than light but you couldn't escape!? 

Sonic; And you can teleport and have rocket shoes! 

Gas: *fills in the room*

Shadow: CHAOS shoes! 

Tails in head: Am I the only one who's not breathing the gas? 

Shadow and Sonic: *pass out*

Tails: That's a yes. Oh shoo- *passes out*

Eggman: Wow. What idiots. 

Gas: *leaks out* 

Eggman: *passes out* 

Later

Sonic woke up in a dark room.

Sonic: Where am I? What's going on? 

Spider Man: Hey Sonic. 

Sonic: That voice? Could it be? PETER PARKER!!!!!?????

Sonic turned around. AND THERE HE WAS. It was... PETER PARKER IN HIS IRON SPIDER SUIT!!!!!!

Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spider Man: What's wrong? Are you ok? 

Sonic: NO. NO. NO. GET AWAY FROM ME. DIE DIE DIE. GO AWAY. GO. 

Spider Man: What's wrong? I just want to help you. 

Sonic: YOURE NOT PETER. YOURE NOT SPIDER MAN. YOURE JUST IRON MAN 2.0. 

Spider Man: Wow. Thanks for the compliment. 

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