Random One Shots

I was bored

If you didn't notice I was bored. 

Original video above

Sonic goes to the fridge and opens it up. 

Sonic: Hey Knuckles is there anything to drink?

Knuckles: Yeah. In the fridge. 

Tails: Hey Sonic can you get me some malk?

Sonic: They don't have any malk but I can get you some milk. 

Knuckles: That's what he said.

Tails: Yeah I just want some malk. 

Sonic: No. *closes fridge* you're saying it wrong. You're saying MALK like it's a disease. 

Knuckles: Hehe. How do YOU say it? 

Sonic: I'm saying it like everyone oughta say it. Milk. M-i-l-k. 

Knuckles: Right. Like 2%.

Tails: Yeah. LIke whole Malk.

Sonic: No no no no. Say milkshake. 

Tails: Milkshake.

Sonic: Ok. Now say milk. 

Tails: Malk.

Sonic: Are you hearing this?

Knuckles: Yeah. The man wants a glass of mulk. 

Sonic: Mulk?

Knuckles: GIVE HIM THE MULK SONIC!!!

Shadow: Knuckles. Inside voices please.

Knuckles: Sorry dad. My white friends.

Shadow leaves the room. 

Tails: SONIC!!!! POUR ME!!!!! A GLASS!!!!! OF MALK!!!

Sonic: Why are you yelling at me!?

Knuckles: JUST GIVE HIM THE FRICKING MULK!!!!

Sonic: YOU GUYS ARENT EVEN SAYING THE SAME THING!!!! 

Tails: WERE ALL SAYING MALK SONIC!!!!!!!

Sonic: NO YOURE SAYING MALK!!! YOURE SAYING- 

Knuckles: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tails: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knuckles: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

Tails: ALALALALAALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAL!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: SHUT UP!!!!! *gets gun and points at himself* SHUT UP!!!!!!

Tails and Knuckles: *gets their own gun and points at him*

Knuckles: Better put it down!

Tails: Don't do it Sonic!

Sonic: YOURE GONNA SHOOT ME IF I SHOOT MYSELF!!!!??? THAT DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!!

Knuckles and Tails: *Points guns at their heads*

Knuckles: SONIC PUT IT DOWN MAN!!!!

Tails: PUT THE FRICKING GUN DOWN!!!!

Sonic: PUT YOUR GUNS AWAY!!!!!!

Knuckles: SONIC PUT IT DOWN OR WERE GONNA DO IT!!!!!!

Sonic: IM GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!! OVER THIS!!!!!!!

Tails: YOURE LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!!!!

Sonic: PUT THE GUNS DOWN!!!!!

Tails: YOUR HAND IS LIKE A BROTHER TO ME!!!!!

Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Sonic: And then we pull the trigger. All of us.

Me: No. We are not filming something like that.

Sonic: Why not?

Me: It's so... Dark! I don't know. Also I heard Tails was too busy to work recently. 

Meanwhile

Tails: Ok Blaze. Let's see how it feels for you to be in an oven

Blaze: Just don't cook me. 

Tails: Hehe. No promises. 

Blaze: Wha- *oven door closes*