Random One Shots

my stories out of context

Warning!!! The following has happened in my past stories or will happen in a future story that I'll eventually release once I actually make it. Without further ado. Let us begin.

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Tails: From this day forward I shall become a man! A fox man! Now it's time to begin my search!

Tails took one step then immediately got punched in the face and got sent to a wall.

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Whisper in a seductive voice while doing a questionable pose: Ara ara. 

Kingdom: WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Silver: Shadow? Why are you here?

Shadow: I'd like to ask you the same thing. What'd you do to go to a prison for ugly evil entities? You know. Besides be one.

He said with a smirk. Making Silver give the look that said "Haha"

Silver: Is that why you're here?

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Sonic: Ugh Why do girls like shopping so much? And why does the mall have to have so many stores to look through? And even worse! WHY IS THERE A NO RUNNING RULE??!!!

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The sun was rising. Everything was peaceful. Only one thing was wrong. The entire world was destroyed and in apocalypse.

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Sonic: Where are we gonna get chaos emerald this quick?!

Sonic and Eggman look at Tails

Tails in head: Ya I should probably ignore the Cream thing for now.

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Sonic: And the code is Roshambo you dig me? Wait what!?

Gemerl: ROSHAMBO!!!!

Tails: You have your orders now.

Sonic Tails and Gemerl: Go man go! 

Tails: GAH!!!! ITS SPREADING!!!!!!

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Alekander Gentleten.

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Amy talking in her sleep: AHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHH! SONICCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Awwww look at our new son.

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OmoChao: Hello Shadow. Press the X button to jump. And press the X button and the [_] button to use a chaos spear.

Shadow: Not now.

Omochao: You have a crush on Vanilla's cupcakes.

Shadow: Shut up.

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Mono: Right. I'm Mono Phonosia the Monkey. Nice to meet you. Please treat me kindly.

He bowed awkwardly.

Mono in head: Was that good? Should I had bowed? I probably shouldn't had bowed. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!???

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And yes I mean every part of her body can stretch and expand. You stupid perverts.

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Shadow: Knuckles. Inside voices please.

Knuckles: Sorry dad. My white friends.

Shadow leaves the room.