Random One Shots

Impossible Power pt 2

Previously on WandaVison Breaking the Fourth Wall

Shadow: I don't what I'm doing. One moment im myself. The next I'm talking about my friends butt. Then I'm MARRIED?

Silver: I have a daddy. I have a mommy. I have a stalker. Things are nice... Except for the fact they dont acknowledge me as their son.

Tikal: Do you know da way?

Zero: WE SHAN BUILD A WALL!!!! TO PROTECT OURSELVES FROM THE WATER FROM HELL!!!!!!

Sonic: We didn't want to discourage him. Cause he was responsible for that Infinite event. Ever since then he's been in crippling depression

Flashback

Sonic; Yo... Zero?

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Zero: 🎵Terrified Waiting. All on my own. Inside the darkened room🎵

🎵People surround me. Then they all fall. As it leans to my doom🎵

🎵Then I remember-🎵 Oh Sonic! Hi. Nice to see you... How long have you been standing there?

Sonic: Why are you in an alley?

Flashback end

Sonic: So naturally we did all we could to support him.

Everyone: Woooo..../Go Zero/Hope it's a nice wall.../You suck!

Zero wiped his tear away.

Zero: Thank you.

1 day after wall is built

Chaos: *appears out of nowhere* Roar.

Chaos attempts to destroy the town but is stopped by a wall.

Everyone: ...

Tails: Who's up for some rabbit?

Cream: Want to be a little girls toy?

Tangle: Were just in a party. Celebrating the wall. I see Whisper flirt with Zero. He completely ignores her. Saw the others having fun. Then that Zee guy who we haven't seen in more than a month randomly punches the wall.

Zee: Hello peoples. Shadow. I have your child Luna the Hedgehog.

Luna: Who are these people!?

Shadow: Luna! My only child!

Silver: But-

Luna: I don't know who you people are! And my name is Wanda... Wjy am I a hedgehog!?

Amy: I'm a fricking fortune teller. I see she's our fricking future child.

Luna: My dad is Agent Stone. Or Infinity Stone if you want his full name. And my mom's name is Tesseract. Or Memphis Tennessees is her full name.

Sonic: Can you tell me my fortune? I bet it's full of roses.

Amy: In the next 10 seconds you'll get hit.

Sonic: Hit with-

Zee: Shut up Sonic.

Zee punches Sonic.

This time on WandaVision Previously

Zee: What up. Just here to bring these new characters.