Questions and answers from Quora/Reddit that I find amusing or insightful.
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2. He would ask for a Christmas gift, then sing, "God I hope I get it" from A Chorus line - a quarter one sharp.
3. It is not Nanny and Grandpa, it is Nanny and Nanny Man.
4. Telling me dessert would go straight to his hips by 8. "I will look like Kelly Clarkson!"
5. By 12, over 350 musical theatre CD's.
6. His alarm is "Tomorrow" from Annie.
7. Asking for a Chanel purse.
8. Drive-thru? He reads the calorie counts.
9. He asks the school bus driver if is she is 'Miss Shitty' today?
10. I never find the toilet seat up, and he bought a furry cover for it.
11. He wears rubber gloves and an apron to clean his bedroom.
12. The dog won't go near him; he sings "Dumb Dog" to it.
13. Singing "I am what I am" at his Uncle's funeral.
14. Telling his careers teacher he will be in showbiz, or die.
15. Singing "Freddie my Love" in the tire-change place.
16. Asking men in the next urinal how their day is going.
17. Wearing pink.
18. Records that British Baking Show.
19. Thinks Gordon Ramsay is in the closet.
20. He cries at the end of Love Actually, then applauds, then sings All I want for Christmas, is you, to a picture of Justin Bieber.
21. Screaming at spiders.
22. Choreographing girls' dance groups at 13.
23. Telling his father he was pre-menstrual when he talked back to a teacher.
24. Tossing a feather boa over his shoulder as he left for Summer camp.
25. Writing a song entitled, "The hell of being me" at 9.
26.Exiting a room like every room was a theatre.
27. His nickname is Judy Garland.
28. Most kids have a mirror, he has a wall of them.
29. He wants to audition for cheerleading.
30. He tells me he cannot do a thing with his hair (short hair).Most kids read Harry Potter, he reads romance novels.
31. On the long journeys, we have to play 'Name the musical.' He names a song and we have to name the show. We have no idea. He knows them all.
32. His ringtone is the overture to La Cage Aux Follies.
33. Currently, he is in his bedroom singing Somewhere Over the Rainbow to the mirror. He is 1/4 tone sharp but has no idea. I am trying to sleep. The dog has its paw over his eyes.
UPDATE: Following the way that this answer to this question has been upvoted (for which I thank you all), I have been asked to provide updates, so here goes:
34. Following a visit to "Hamilton", in which he spent half of the show looking at me with an open mouth, everything is now "The Room Where it Happened."
35. His recent choreography of the musical "No No Nanette" was trying to say the least. Not only did he insist on having the number 1 through 40 painted across the front of the stage (like they do on Broadway), he fired 9 people from the chorus for not hitting their mark citing, "What would Hal Prince have done? I cannot work with second rate dames."
36. After seeing "Moulin Rouge", he insisted that Karen Olivo was in the original production of Rent. I said no way - too young. He, of course, is right.
37. He photo-shopped the poster of Cats, the film musical, as below. I apologize.
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