...How did you react?
By: Divyansh Mundra
Friend: Bro! I... I have to tell you something.
Divyansh: Sure.
Friend: I... I don't know how to tell this to you but... your girlfriend.
Divyansh: Hot nah?
Friend: Umm... yeah. Sure. Whatever. She uh... she's actually cheating on you.
Divyansh:
Friend:
Divyansh:
Friend:
Divyansh: (scoffs) Get outta here.
Friend: No she is. I saw her with *A-hole*.
Divyansh: A-hole? No way. Haha. He's just her friend. What, just because he has a superbike doesn't mean he'll take every girl.
Friend:
Divyansh: I trust her ok. Besides, the dude has a potbelly the size of a boulder. Stealing my girl? No chance. I mean, the only thing he's good at is killing people to death by sitting on them.
Friend:
Divyansh:
Friend:
Divyansh: She could never cheat on me. I know her. I trust her.
Friend: *Pats Divyansh on the back, hugs him tight, and leaves without saying another word*
*****
2 days later, Divyansh spots a superbike zooming past him on the way home.
He didn't look at the rider. But the girl sitting behind, she might have covered her face with a scarf alright, but he could recognise her in his sleep.
Divyansh: *Kat Gaya* (Translation: Shit!)
True Story!
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