Years had gone by, and now, I was at a random house with people I didn't even know. I found out that I was with this girl named Pandora.
(From this point on, the plot will be in script format. Yes, I know this will be cringy, this what written literal years ago.)
Corrana: Well this is new.
Pandora: I agree, this is quite new.
Corrana: At least we aren't in some weird smut scenario.
Pandora: SURPRISE SEX TALK! The birds and the bees!
Corrana: *Crying from laughter* I CANT BREATHE!
Pandora: Oh Chuck! GRELLLLLL! CLEAN UP AISLE CHOKING ON LAUGHTER! *Waits for his reply and turns back to Corrana* He'll be here momentarily.
Corrana: *passes out from laughter but is still laughing*
GRELL: *walks in, sees Corrana* CPR? No offense, but I'm going to pretend your Bassy. Okay, here we go. *starts giving Corrana mouth to mouth*
Pandora: Okay, that's not mouth to mouth, that's like making out. I'm leaving now. Bye. *leaves*
Corrana: *writes on paper* WAIT GRELL WTF DO YOU MEAN NO OFFENSE?! I AM CLEARLY MORE FAB THAN BASSY!!
Sebby: Do you wish that bet Lady NightOwl?
Corrana: HELL FRICKING YEA
Grell: Yeah, no. Bassy is such a delicious babe! All of that gorgeous muscle, he's so slender and prestige, despite being a demon. *Grell drools*
Corrana: I WILL OUT FABULOUS HIM GRELL! CAN HE SING LIKE A PRO? CAN HE DOODLE AN OWL? CAN HE....I literally have nothing else. Where is Freed? FREED!
From a Distance
Freed: *sneezes*
Laxus: You okay?
Freed: Someone said my name...CORRANA IM COMING!
Sebastian: *disappears and comes back with an easel and paint supplies* *paints 7 owls all sitting on a tree branch exceptionally well*
Grell: My Bassy just painted 7 owls, look at the detail! Its wonderful! And I know he is so good at singing someone would have an eargasm just listening to him!!
Corrana: OKAY FIRST I SAID DOODLE AND SECOND I'm sorry Freed CAN HE MAGICALLY PLACE ANY TYPE OF RUNE ANYWHERE HE WANTS LIKE MY PRECIOUS FREED? LAST I CHECKED DEMONS CANT PLACE RUNES AND CORRANA NIGHTOWL HERE CAN BLAST HIM WITH MY CELESTIAL DRAGON ROAR!!! Let's see if he actually has the power to obtain any type of magic besides demon.
Freed: *busts down the door* YOU SAID MY NAME CORRANA?!
Corrana: FREED! *hugs him*
Freed: Yes Love I am here.
Corrana: My Rune Mage from MY FAVORITE GUILD! *Glares at Grell*
Sebastian: I don't need magic to do things.
Corrana: Hmph
Freed: *hugs me close while glaring daggers at Grell and Sebastian*
Corrana: Don't hurt them Freed. AND IF YOU TWO HURT MY FREED ILL PERSONALLY TAKE THE HONOR OF ADDING PAIN TO YOUR LIST OF THINGS TO CLEAN UP AS WELL!
Freed: This is why I love you!
Sebastian: I have no interest in hurting your little pet. There is no true benefit in it for me.
Grell: I just don't really care.
Pandora: *walks back in* What the hell is all this hostility. Grell! I leave you alone for what, 10 minutes, and you've already made one person mad, interrupted Sebastian, and signed a death wish, even though I don't think shinigami's can die. *slaps Grell over the back of the head*
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The Rune Mage and the Celestial Dragon Slayer
FanfictionCorrana Raven NightOwl was just a normal girl who got dropped off at her Aunt's house after her parents, Raven and Malachi Rallison, decided to abandon her for having her magical abilities. Where did they leave her? Well Magnolia of course! Corrana'...
