Ducktales incorrect quotes

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Lena:
Name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and self isolation

Webby:
You and I

Lena:
....Yeah... okay
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Dewey:
Hey Huey?

Huey:
Yeah?

Dewey:
Why are we lying on the ground?

Huey:
Webby knocked you out by accident. So I laid down next to you so people would think we're just chillin'
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Dewey:
Uncle Donald is on a business trip, so while he's away I'm gonna cut the sleeves off all my shirts

Louie:
Why?

Dewey:
He's like 95% of my impulse control
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Huey:
Anyone remember the "selling their child on EBay" story

Ma Beagle:
Who sells their child on eBay? That's nuts!

Ma Beagle:
That's a child ! A living thing that you made!

Ma beagle:
That shit goes on Etsy
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Lena:
Can you turn a light on?

Webby:
I don't need too! Your the only light I need!

Lena:
Awww pink that's adorable ,but I cat fucking see
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Glomgold to Scrooge;
I don't think ye respect me enough

Scrooge:
Ae offa ye exactly the of respect ye deserve.

None
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[on the phone]
Donald:
Hello? It's Donald

Scrooge:
What'd he do this time?

Donald:
No it's Donald. It's actually me

Scrooge:
What'd ye do this time?
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Huey:
Sneezes

Louie:

Huey:
You're not going to say bless you?

Louie:
I'm sitting here with you, you've already been blessed.
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